How often do you clean your bed sheets?

[IEatFriedPikmin]

I just washed mine today.... I realized that I haven't washed them in a few months, and I was like "that's disgusting."

[Fiend]

That IS disgusting, but I'm the same way. I wash them when I realize "hey.........I think I should wash this." Time flies by.

[kaphwan]

Oh dear. I changed mine two days ago. Having realised the flat's communal hills hoist is a safe place to hang out my sheets, it's going to be a biweekly thing, but I think this would have been the fourth time changing them since I moved to Brisbane in February. Ergh.

So biweekly thing. Fridays.

[IEatFriedPikmin]

biweekly... like every other week?

[SuperLuigiBros]

I had 2 girls in my bed last night. Im never cleaning them again. :thumbr:

[TrueVCU]

I had 2 girls in my bed last night. Im never cleaning them again. :thumbr:

:quagmire:

[Bloodman]

like.....never?

[Travis]

Once a month, max. Probably every 2 months. I don't really give a shit.

[Bryan]

Fine, Travis.

Well, since I've quit smoking, I've found that I have much more to do with my time that would normally be monopolized by the inhalation of carcinogens.

So I changed them today, fucker. You should consider changing them more often, because I'm sure it's against the Mormon way to soak yourself in manfilth everytime you go to bed. Put some goddamned pajamas on you fucking mess!

[BigfootGus]

almost never

unless i get like leaves or mud or something on there

not sure how that would happen though

[Bryan]

It wouldn't. Unless you're a zoophile.

[Phoenix]

Hi guys!

I don't sleep naked and I take showers at night 'cause I like being clean, so my sheets are pretty nice and clean, but I still wash them about monthly to make sure.

[Bryan]

That's fantastic, Phoenix! Really. I'm glad your Pokemon sheets on your twin size bed are fanatically cleansed.

[kaphwan]

Yeah, I'm a morning shower kind of guy. Helps me wake up. I'll shower after a big training run, but that isn't before bed, that's because I'm all sweaty and spent.

I think biweekly might be too often, if monthly is what people are doing. I'd have to also see what the water restriction guidelines say about sheet changing.

[Bryan]

Bi-weekly isn't necessary. Even if you're the filthiest fucking swine in the pen, you can get away with bi-monthly very easily. In fact, monthly is pretty reasonable for everyone.. certain circumstances aside of course!

[Phoenix]

That's fantastic, Phoenix! Really. I'm glad your Pokemon sheets on your twin size bed are fanatically cleansed.Jeez, it's just my pillows and plushies. My twin-size sheets are normal, thank you very much!

[Bryan]

This I believe, as you referred to them as "plushies" which is more marketable to vicious insults anyway.

[Greg]

I probably wash them about every month to two months but my pillowcases get washed every time I wash my clothes which is about every two weeks. They need it since my hair gets really greasy and my pillow cases can get quite dirty.

[Phoenix]

This I believe, as you referred to them as "plushies" which is more marketable to vicious insults anyway.I think it should be fairly obvious by now that I don't mind such insults. :)

[Bryan]

You're so gay. I can't even look at you.

[Phoenix]

Good. Feel free to keep insulting me if it helps get your mind off smoking.

[Bryan]

Will you stop being so fucking nice? You're usually a prick on wheels. What changed?

[HolyPaladin]

How often do you clean your bed sheets?

Not nearly as often as I should. I'll leave it at that.

[Garfunkel]

Biweekly, but only because my mum forces me too.

But it's ok, by the end of the two weeks the sheets have moved to one side of the bed to such an extent that the electric blanket is exposed greatly, making my bed rather wirey.

[Ihsiin]

I'm assured that my bedsheets are self-cleaning.

[Garfunkel]

When i used to sleep in a sleeping bag i never ever used to wash it, but occasionally i would have a bad night sleep and would get frustrated and lift my legs up over my head, upon which all the dead skin, all the pubes, all the dirt and crap like that that came off me over those few months would hit me in the face.

It was...unpleasant.

[Hylian-Advocate]

well... I have to use those damn quarter machines in my apartment....so I pretty much never do laundry until I go home for holidays....lol

so.. I haven't washed my sheets since the end of September when school started back up again.

[OnBake Platinum]

Not often enough.

[dork]

about 2wice a month. once a week at the very most.

[Gummy]

Once or twice a month.
Depends, if I smell sex... then I wash it.

[MaceSin]

I rarely sleep in my bed, so I'd say once every 3 months or so.

[Dralor]

Once a quarter or so but this quarter I could actually smell sweat on them last night. I need to dig out my spares and change them send the old pair home for cleaning.

[Fiend]

EEEEEEEW Ry Ry, that's grody.

[Garfunkel]

wait wait wait... you send them home via mail to get your sheets de-semenated???

[Dralor]

No there is no semen just sweat and grime. I'm going home next weekend anyway so it's a good time to get them cleaned.

[seahorse]

nice

[Expo'86]

When I start to itch.

[BlazeKat]

Every Saturday.

[Kay B]

I never wash mine....seriously










My mum does it

[³¹¹]

The biweekly change is my normal routine. Sometimes longer sometimes less. It really all depends on my wet dreams.

[Colin™]

I literally went 6 months in college. This includes those sweaty, too drunk to move nights happening weekly. And the females. Oh god, the females. That bastard had a salt ring on it, too.

ugh.

[dork]

i threw my pillows in the wash today. So fresh and so clean clean.

[SuperLuigiBros]

I still have mascara on my bed sheets and pillow cases.

[Bryan]

Sure you do. From those weekenders as a tranny.

[SuperLuigiBros]

Nah. From the weekends with a tranny. Geez.

[Gummy]

I thought you meant you wore mascara...

Edit: Fuckin' Bryan already made a joke about it.
DOUCHE!

[Gilly]

Maybe every month or 2?
I've slept in my bed maybe 10 times this semester, 15 max.
I'm always hanging out at my friend's apartment, and they have 3 couches, so I take my sleeping bag and pillow I have there and just crash.