What the duck... [Archive]

Unspoken

11-20-2007, 04:20 AM

Sorry for the bad editing there, but that's basically going uncensored through my head right now.

I was browsing the forums, and I heard two loud noises go off. I thought they were gunshots.

So I hear my dad get up from his chair and say, "What the hell?" I start to go downstairs. My brother rambles as he's just waking up, saying it's the radio. My dad's dodging around the house looking through windows and opening doors.

He said his chair shook, and someone was knocking, yelling, "LET ME IN!"

Probably a prank, but it's scaring the fuck out of my family, including me. I'm about to go outside and see what the hell it was.

BecomeAnHero

11-20-2007, 04:24 AM

don't do it!

masteratt

11-20-2007, 04:25 AM

This is the kind of thing you chat to someone over MSN about.
Or AIM.

But ummm........yeah good luck!!!!!!!!..............¬_¬

BecomeAnHero

11-20-2007, 04:27 AM

don't die!

Gummy

11-20-2007, 04:28 AM

Shut up masteratt, we like excitement and suspense!

I pee'd blood.

masteratt

11-20-2007, 04:28 AM

don't die!
Good advice!

Unspoken

11-20-2007, 04:32 AM

Went outside with the flash light. Didn't see anything in the side yard. Nothing in the cars, either. No lights in the distance that would seem like a getaway car. May give it another round in a while.

I think I'm staying up tonight to be sure.

And I'm not signed on to MSN at the moment, so screw that. :-)

D3adcell

11-20-2007, 04:32 AM

Didn't see anyone? Could always call the cops have them do a drive by.

edit: just read that you checked outside and saw nothing, was probably nothing then. If it was i'm sure it will be in the news at some point.

Unspoken

11-20-2007, 04:46 AM

Haha, words of wisdom from D3adcell. ;-]

Still nothing. I'm going to stay up a while longer, though. My brother said that he heard the door handle rattle a while ago. I think it was just him dozing off.

Khaos

11-20-2007, 05:01 AM

Get on MSN. kthxbye.

the poe collector

11-20-2007, 05:04 AM

Stuff like that has been happening more and more around here. There's been a couple break-ins and people have been stealing from garages and sheds if they're unlocked. One of our neighbors said they saw someone messing with our front door.

I haven't seen anything myself, so I just check the locks once or twice a day to see if they look like they've been messed with.

Heading towards what you think is gunfire is a great idea, by the way.

Delirious

11-20-2007, 05:26 AM

Luckily my family lives in a safe neighborhood and I dont have to worry about stuff like this. In fact a texas DPS officer lives just a couple houses down so if gunshots happened around here our police response time would be like two seconds.

Travis

11-20-2007, 05:27 AM

You should attack him. 16 year olds are invincible, you know.

Jonny Royal

11-20-2007, 05:30 AM

I'd go shoot whoever the hell did it

Bryan

11-20-2007, 05:44 AM

When you get to be 19, you can easily die. So you have like three years to go out to the corn field and do a tactical sweep of the area. I'll be there in six hours with Michiganian assault weapons.

What? I know a guy.

Gummy

11-20-2007, 05:46 AM

Jonny Royal

11-20-2007, 05:48 AM

That guy......is ME!

Bryan

11-20-2007, 05:49 AM

You live in Tennessee you fucking redneck.

Jonny Royal

11-20-2007, 05:50 AM

Yet i have all kinds of michigan weapons

Coded-Dude

11-20-2007, 05:50 AM

well if someone was in trouble and wanted in and you didn't immediately answer, I'm sure they probably didn't stick around. You may have just let someone die by not helping them............. :shifty:

Jonny Royal

11-20-2007, 05:57 AM

Good Job

Bryan

11-20-2007, 07:01 AM

Way to not be destined for Hell, Max!

HolyPaladin

11-20-2007, 07:11 AM

I think I'm staying up tonight to be sure.

Yeah, probably. I've been there several times. Sometimes we'll be going to sleep and my wife will get paranoid, and then after that I'll be the one laying awake all night expecting to look into the front room and see a shadow of a man standing there in the darkness. At times like that I grab the 45 and keep it laying just under the edge of the bed, just in case.

BlazeKat

11-20-2007, 07:24 AM

Be careful Unspoken. You know how those drive bys go in Indiana. You know lots of people run through huge corn fields just looking for houses to shoot at.

Bryan

11-20-2007, 07:28 AM

It's indisputable.

MaceSin

11-20-2007, 07:31 AM

Didn't mean to scare you, I was just having fun... you can sleep without a worry!

kaphwan

11-20-2007, 11:10 AM

I'm not too familiar with the house situation here.

Aren't you on a property? Like, way out of town? Who would bother going all that way just to rob/murder people?

Unspoken

11-20-2007, 12:51 PM

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2007/324/c/0/Enigma_Industries_by_UnspokenShadows.jpg

Oh, disregard this post. Stupid IT class. I'll answer questions at school.

Bryan

11-20-2007, 05:57 PM

IT classes are stupid.

Coded-Dude

11-20-2007, 08:52 PM

I'm not too familiar with the house situation here.

Aren't you on a property? Like, way out of town? Who would bother going all that way just to rob/murder people?

:wtf: most psycho horror flicks take place in smaller towns, not large cities.
Those isolated people tend to be a bit crazier than the rest. :tardbang:

³¹¹

11-21-2007, 02:41 AM

I pleasured myself today and the girl was wearing a shirt that said "What the Duck..."

Strange how our worlds coincide.