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Fats
11-20-2007, 12:50 PM
Especially in the Winter, it's starting to get extremely cold and I can't be arsed cycling to Uni these days. More to the point, I went into someone's car today! Hooray! I was at a downhill section and needless to say it's the point when I'm at my fastest. I have no back brake, the front one is fairly shit and it's wet outside.

I just seen her pull out, slammed the front brake on and just said to myself, "Shit." I ended up going straight into her door, my bikes fucked. Chain snapped and the front wheel is bent. I'm amazed that her door didn't come off worse, what with a bike and the whole left hand side of my body slamming into her.

All in all, it was more embarrassing than anything. It was inevitable given the condition of my bike and the fact that I rarely slow down for traffic coming out of side streets. What have I learned? Never ride a fucking bike. It might be a cheaper form of transport but it's well dangerous (even when you're a safe rider) and makes you smell like a fucking Ox, not to mention how shit it is in the freezing cold.

January can't some soon enough so I can start driving. :)

D3adcell
11-20-2007, 01:30 PM
What happens in january? You get a car or license or what?


Biking really sucks when you have to go uphill.

Fats
11-20-2007, 01:34 PM
My Dad's giving me his old Car, and I'll finally have enough cash to pay for the insurance. I desperately need a Car.

Ihsiin
11-20-2007, 03:43 PM
Hey, I hate cyclists. We should form some sort of hate group.

r33hash
11-20-2007, 05:21 PM
Don't lie. You actually hate cycling because your Fat...s.

Ba ha ha!

curryking1
11-20-2007, 05:25 PM
Maybe you should stop cycling... Kreb's style..

Then we'll see who has the last laugh! Jajajajaja...

IEatFriedPikmin
11-20-2007, 06:49 PM
Silly british.

I don't think its dumb to ride bikes... I guess you should have kept yours in better condition.

I would never ride them in the cold though...

kaphwan
11-20-2007, 07:12 PM
Silly british.

I don't think its dumb to ride bikes... I guess you should have kept yours in better condition.

Yes.

Also, in Brisbane we have an impressive public transport system. Living in a flat 20 minutes from uni ftw.

IEatFriedPikmin
11-20-2007, 07:44 PM
I live like 10 minutes away.

BlazeKat
11-20-2007, 08:06 PM
There used to be cycling races where I used to live. They held up traffic really badly and made everyone late for work. The never bothered telling us WHEN they were going to have them. So I decided I hate cyclists.

Unless their hot. :shifty:

Dralor
11-20-2007, 08:32 PM
They have races around where I live. I road out 25 miles in the summer and end up having to ride half the way back with my leg bleeding when I crashed trying to get my phone out of my pocket. Now I have a sweet scar.:-D

Fats
11-21-2007, 01:57 PM
I live a life similar to Mr. Bean. They should make a documentary on me.