do you stimulate me ? you don't stimulate me, I'd like to stimulate you, mister smith

[Orgasm Simulator Robot]

you know what ? it's been a while, just like all the time. I get the feeling I always have to come back. some might think not enough, or for a so little time, but who cares. all what matters is the love everyone shares. all what matters is the quality time to spend together. you know, like those two dogs hanging out in the park... or that old lady eating an ice cream cone with this little sons. i do give a fuck about all that and i do give a fuck about my old friends. it's because i was just chatting with our lovely colin and i thought it would be nice to say hello to everyone and just share what's up in everyones life. i guess you guys do that on the daily but since i do not ready this forum very often, i get the feeling i'm missing loads of thigs.

as for me, i'm in a pretty confusing situation right now. being with my girlfriend for a while now and getting more and more money, the whole house / baby thing is in the air nowadays. i guess that kind of stuff is kinda freaky for me but i dunno really how to deal with all that. i guess everything will come in place by itself but right now i'm a bit confused and scared about all that. kinda like a pink elephant getting sexually stimulated by a giant green fake plastic penis. you know the deal, i still simulate orgasms to be sure all of those porn movies are good. they aren't all good but a good portion of them is pretty aiight when you think about it. but i'd like to warn you little kids, watchin too much porn gives you a wrong image of what love and sexuality truely is. and having a problem with that could cause you some really weird and embarrassing situations. like when you first have a date with a girl and you start licking your fingers and putting them in her ass when you're eating your desert. it doesn't work like that in real life and you have to face it. oh and your penis is shorter than the men in those movies. but it's not that important. cause it's not about the size, it's about what you do with it.

thank god i love coffee and i love you guys.
peace

[Zac]

god bless and good night

[Pluto]

. . .

What.The.Fuck

[Viper]

Welcome back for your semi-annual visit.

Del, you know all things are confusing the first time you get there. Some more than others. You just do what you do and be who you are and that confusion slowly goes away. We always look back and learn so take comfort in knowing that what you do now will make you the better for it later in life.

[Emoshun-ILL]

wow this thread brings a new meaning to homosexual... How old is this forum anyway.....

[Viper]

wow this thread brings a new meaning to homosexual... How old is this forum anyway.....

Lol, Del takes some getting used to and this stuff is more inside joke than anything else.

The board can be traced back about 7-8 years I think.

[Hisham]

^Was created in 2002, but most of the members came from other forums which go back to the early 2000's.

Anyways, welcome back (although you will probably just go back on hiatus), and take Vipers advice, it is ususally for the best.

[Emoshun-ILL]

wow nice! all 1st owner or what?

[Viper]

Nah, our current owner bought it from the original creator back in 2004.

[Colin™]

woooo, hello my DELicious friend!

Life is generally confusing and I've found that progression in life is a series of giant decisions and not this gradual shift into those important periods of our lives. Also, based solely on what I imagine its like, that whole children thing is confusing in general. Get used to being lost, maybe?

You'll be fine heading wherever you decide to go in your life. You're one of the brightest minds on the internet, and thats all it takes to be successful. Online brains.

[Orgasm Simulator Robot]

emoshun makes me want to bring back steele, lol. anyways, thank you mister viper for the advice I will put that in my pipe and light it up, you know the drill. and all that snow outside is making me more and more nostalgic about everything. i dunno why but i guess all of that forum-things is so old for me that it makes me think that i am old than everyone. but thank god, viper is there, hookie is there and everyone else... is galcian still here ?? and boggster mchamster ? oh and last time i came i saw cubistphreak, too that was fun but i guess it didn't last long... am i right ? so whatever, yeah peace.

[Viper]

Galcian isn't around anymore but Boggy is and I think Cubist still comes around.

We're on odd mix of the old guard and new spirits these days. A collision of online generations showing the world how peace can be achieved despite race, gender, creed, religion or geopolitical agendas.

[Orgasm Simulator Robot]

Galcian isn't around anymore but Boggy is and I think Cubist still comes around.

We're on odd mix of the old guard and new spirits these days. A collision of online generations showing the world how peace can be achieved despite race, gender, creed, religion or geopolitical agendas.

http://www.ppowgallery.com/artists/JennyDubnau/images/Self%20Portrait%20as%20Liar.jpg

[Hisham]

Galcian stops by now and then Viper. I think he had a post in GD like a couple of days ago. Dunno about cubist though. The regular old members are basically me (Shin Akuma was the old name if you remember), mysterio, Onbake, Boggy, Skull Kid, Colin, HolyPalidin (just recently returned) and a few more which I can't remember right now. Ohh and nayrk drops a post here and there too nowadays.

[seahorse]

i pretty much run things round here now.

[Gaul]

I have no idea what those two paragraphs say.

[Travis]

wooooooooowwwww

[Orgasm Simulator Robot]

just because snow is falling, i get the feeling that everything i do in life is wonderfull. on one side i know that i don't know shit about what's comming up in my life. but on the other side, i get the feeling that all i will do will go fine. maybe it's the perfect romantic aspect of those big-ass snowflakes or maybe it's just the fact that i'm getting better and better at wiping my ass after a sticky nasty light-brown shit. i dunno. but one sure thing is that i am in love. yo sorry, i know why this snow is making me all weird inside and all romantic. it is because i remember the first day i kissed my girlfriend, there was this kind of heavy snow comming out of jesus' ass. i dunno what else. but damn the smilies on this forum sucks, it's amazing how they suck.... they really don't make me want to use them. anyways, it's no big deal, i've never been that much of a smilie-user like you would say. and even if most of the beloved old friends don't come here anymore, it's really fucking cool to still see them familiar faces and all that. damn, colin it was really fun to chat today, it's been almost a year a guess since we last spoke. and this makes me realize that even if those weird internet-relationships and "friends" may sometimes feel a bit pathetic and a bit useless but you do can have some real feelings and real relationship with them intrawebz weirdos. even if it's some sterile chatting thing, there are real emotions because of that shit starts from two human being, real human being. i'm not even sure i write "being" the right way, but i do not care.

let me simulate an orgasm for you, kids.

[BlazeKat]

I think my brain just exploded.

[nbakyfan15]

Haha.

Good way to start out the Thanksgiving break

[MrX]

Welcome back O.s.r its been a while dono if you rember me or not.

[Nate]

welcome back Del. Simulate an orgasm for me.

[Zac]

steele needs to come back. The people want it

[³¹¹]

Put this is your circuitry and smoke it you filthy, filthy machine.

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the highlight of my e-career.

[D3adcell]

You need to post more, but it's good you haven't completely forgotten about us.

[BigfootGus]

is that eli manning?

[Smokey]

Put this is your circuitry and smoke it you filthy, filthy machine.

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the highlight of my e-career.

whats your background pic 311?

[Ihsiin]

Ah, I love Del's threads.

[Mauler]

Put this is your circuitry and smoke it you filthy, filthy machine.

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the highlight of my e-career.
I still have that video on my computer.

[goku2057]

Long time no see, Del.

[Boggy700]

you know what ? it's been a while, just like all the time. I get the feeling I always have to come back. some might think not enough, or for a so little time, but who cares. all what matters is the love everyone shares. all what matters is the quality time to spend together. you know, like those two dogs hanging out in the park... or that old lady eating an ice cream cone with this little sons. i do give a fuck about all that and i do give a fuck about my old friends. it's because i was just chatting with our lovely colin and i thought it would be nice to say hello to everyone and just share what's up in everyones life. i guess you guys do that on the daily but since i do not ready this forum very often, i get the feeling i'm missing loads of thigs.
Without interaction, people don't exist.
We'd not people who are people, but people who are environment.
Like, I was waiting at a bus stop today, talking with this kid, and... anyway, so when I went my separate way, I had that feeling, that nice feeling I get whenever I've been talking with somebody new, a complete stranger. We don't know each other's names or anything. It's nice to know there are other people around, because sometimes it's gets as though there isn't anybody real anymore. Not only that, but when you know someone for a long time, and you interact with them often, they stop being their own self in your own eyes, and become a part of your life, which is nice too, but there's that new car smell sense, so to speak. So if you ever have a baby, it'll have that new baby smell. It'll be a friendly stranger, which will be exciting for sure, and soon it will be you, in a way, which is great because then there's more of you, and we love you.

as for me, i'm in a pretty confusing situation right now. being with my girlfriend for a while now and getting more and more money, the whole house / baby thing is in the air nowadays. i guess that kind of stuff is kinda freaky for me but i dunno really how to deal with all that. i guess everything will come in place by itself but right now i'm a bit confused and scared about all that. kinda like a pink elephant getting sexually stimulated by a giant green fake plastic penis. you know the deal, i still simulate orgasms to be sure all of those porn movies are good. they aren't all good but a good portion of them is pretty aiight when you think about it. but i'd like to warn you little kids, watchin too much porn gives you a wrong image of what love and sexuality truely is. and having a problem with that could cause you some really weird and embarrassing situations. like when you first have a date with a girl and you start licking your fingers and putting them in her ass when you're eating your desert. it doesn't work like that in real life and you have to face it. oh and your penis is shorter than the men in those movies. but it's not that important. cause it's not about the size, it's about what you do with it.
See? You'd make a great parent!


Happy to read from you again, Mr. The Funky!

By the way, 'hello!', and if you go away again, 'bye!'

[Mauler]

I can imagine Del going like "Son..." and telling those same facts about pornography to him.

[Eichmann]

Arbee remember your blue avatar?

Whenever I think of ye olden times i think of you.

[Boggy700]

I remember this:
http://www.audibletreats.com/download/Hiero/Hiero%20Logo.jpg

[Skull Kid]

I can't believe I didn't see this thread earlier! Del is my hero.

Good to hear you're doing ok and still kickin' it.

[Metal_head]

Hey its the del man.
Good to see some older names pop up in this thread.