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Zer0-Sum
01-11-2008, 11:15 PM
Uwe Boll's In the Name of the King opens today at theaters nationwide, so this serves as both a warning and a reminder... oh, and a plea straight from Uwe Boll himself.

The famously bad director emailed website Boll Bashers to explain why it's important for you to go see his movie. Among his reasons? Ice Cube's movie First Sunday is a "piece of shit".

We have a better movie and a bigger movie with a better script, better cast and we proved in europe that our movie has the power to stay 3 weeks in the TOP TEN and that we can get at least 50% good reviews. FIRST SUNDAY is a direct to DVD title in europe but in USA Sony puts 40 mill. $ in advertising to win that weekend. And this is completly absurd.

Ah Uwe, maybe you should give up directing and take your show on the road. I know I'd pay $5 to watch you on stage rant about the man and how he's to blame for your abysmal movies.

http://kotaku.com/343797/uwe-boll-explains-why-you-should-see-his-movie-today

Seems like Uwe is drinking gallons of his on Kool-Aide. Does madness run in his family? It I were German I would petition to have him banished from the country. He is an embarrassment to all things entertainment and German.

he is a decent boxer from what I saw on the vids of him boxing. But he was beating on small nerds and geeks. He is a big guy, so it was not even a contest.

If I were rich I would pay people to not watch his movie.

BlazeKat
01-12-2008, 12:00 AM
LOL I only want to see In The Name of the King because I have the hots for Jason Statham.

the poe collector
01-12-2008, 05:20 AM
Fun fact: You can spell "bowel" by using the letters in his name.

I don't care what he does anymore, that guy is trapped in his own bizarre little world.

SuperLuigiBros
01-12-2008, 06:53 AM
I cant be fucked reading about Uwe Boll to be perfectly honest.

Isnt he making Far Cry?

dork
01-12-2008, 07:18 AM
his movies are so bad they're good...right?

Ch1cago88
01-12-2008, 07:35 AM
Nothing's like the Germany loop hole Film business to make movies on the cheap.

speed stick
01-12-2008, 08:27 AM
I love watching this guy get interviewed. He gets so pissed off when the interviewer says anything about what the critics thought.

I wish I could go to his face and tell him he makes bad movies.

dork
01-12-2008, 08:47 AM
and slap the taste out of his mouth.

speed stick
01-12-2008, 08:55 AM
With the back of my hand!

woundingchaney
01-12-2008, 10:41 AM
LOL I only want to see In The Name of the King because I have the hots for Jason Statham.

Guy is just damn cool. If I were a chick (or gay I suppose) I would "have the hots" for him as well.

BlazeKat
01-12-2008, 11:23 PM
Guy is just damn cool. If I were a chick (or gay I suppose) I would "have the hots" for him as well.

Oh totally. As a matter of fact I watched "War" last night with Jason Statham and Jet-Li. I can't say it was a great movie, but I just like watching him.

woundingchaney
01-13-2008, 03:08 AM
Oh totally. As a matter of fact I watched "War" last night with Jason Statham and Jet-Li. I can't say it was a great movie, but I just like watching him.

War was alright. I think some of his best work was done in Crank.


Where he is geeked out and running around with the erection is simply comedic genius.

GTAce
01-13-2008, 03:15 AM
Meh i hate this guy, he ruins the reputation of "the German film" with the shit he makes.
He doesnt play video games and hes not interested in it, he only makes the movies about them because of the money, his words.

BlazeKat
01-13-2008, 03:17 AM
LOL Yes! That was a great movie.

haunted leg
01-13-2008, 08:43 AM
i see people abbreviate this movie on film sites when they're talking about it, and even that is a joke. itnotk:adst

some of the comedy has to be intentional.