Shaving sucks.

[goku2057]

So, I'm in a wedding this weekend, so i decided to shave last night so I would look less like a hobo for the rehearsal dinner tonight, as well.

My face burns with the firey hotness of one thousand suns.

That is all.

[GTAce]

How the hell do you shave god damn it.....

[goku2057]

Seriously!?

Well, since I'm bored.

First, I took all of my clothes off, and got into the shower. I let the hot steamy water open my pores up while I masterbait thinking about CJ's mother. After I finish, I make sure all of the sperm is down the drain, and grab my shaving cream, and apply it to my face. I take my razor (Mach 3 Turbo, ftw) and run it against the grain (for the closest shave possible) and repeat until the hair that was on my face, isn't there anymore.

[masteratt]

I think he asked because of how painful you've described the first post.

Shaving the face is okay (though it takes me like an hour because I always shave months after my last shave) but shaving anywhere else is way too uncomfortable for me.
That's when trimming comes in.

This thread is going to go so weird at some point if it hasn't already.

Also, I personally don't need it but if it really burns that much, use after shave cream, it soothes the skin and shit.
I've tried it once and was pleased with the results but then never got around to buying one myself (I think the one I've used was my friend's or something).

Let's go get some beer and punch things to feel manly after out toiletry chat.

[seahorse]

i completely shaved my pubes the other night when i was drunk. i liked it at first, but now it's kinda stubbly and itchy. gone bit red as well. i did a really bad job.

[masteratt]

If you going to completely shave your pubes, you need to wax them off otherwise you get the result you've described.

Congrats on drunk shaving though especially around that area, I would never risk it.

[seahorse]

lol, thanks.

[Nova]

You should moisturize your face after you shave.

It might relieve the irritation, and could have prevented the burning.

[ By the way, if you already have used a moisturizer, you should always try to use one that is non-comedogenic and fragrance-free - you can cause irritation to your skin if not careful in selection. ]

[jaxmkii]

shave using conditioner insted of shaving cream.

than use a moistureiser insted of an alcohol based aftershave.

[Gummy]

Getting your nuts waxed sounds painful.
You might end up having 1 left at the end of the process.

[D3adcell]

screw the close shave, go with the grains or get an electric razor.

[seahorse]

yeah, i can barely grow a facial hair, but i hate the way it feels after a close shave.
i still do it though. only because it looks a bit odd if it grows out.

[GTAce]

I think he asked because of how painful you've described the first post.
Yeah what the heck?
You should use an electric shaver i think, your Mach3 seems to hurt your skin dude.

[Hisham]

Haha, I haven't had razor burn since I was 15.

I guess I'm lucky.

[goku2057]

Electric shavers pull hair out. On me at least. I grove very thick hair, so anything I use sucks. I normally trim with a beard trimmer, and that works for me, but I'm normally left with stubble. Which is fine except for the fack that I needed to be baby bottom smooth.

I shave my testicles. And it feels nice.

[Greg]

Shave with the grain first then go against the grain. Thats what I do and it usually works out pretty well and use aftershave that usually takes care of any razor burn I might get which I usually don't get any.

[Nate]

sounds like you used the mach 20

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[LiquidEagle]

:lol: that skit always grossed me out

[JasonXe]

I shaved between my butt cheeks once but that was a bad idea. Now my hair is so thick that doodoo sticks on there like a doggy. A good shake or two gets it off. jk