Uffie

[masteratt]

A friend brought her to my attention, at first I was like "awesome girl" (just because of her looks lol...i iz zo shallowz) then after watching an interview I was like "wow, air-head".

And she does drugs but still, a good eye candy.
Yes.
That she is:


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/Saltlick/UffieBathtub.jpg


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/Saltlick/Sub%2001/Uffie02.jpg


http://www.spaceboss.net/images/uffie_big.jpg


http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_tankboy/2006_08_uffie.jpg


http://www.localcelebrity.com/u/press/UFFIE4.jpg


http://panther1.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/12890077/563920.jpg


http://www.pedestrian.tv/uploads/images/blogs/4760c8f48a0cd/UFFIE3.jpeg


http://qs1435.pair.com/urbanout/blog/images/uploads/uff.jpg


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/c/c1/20070625095455!Uffie1.jpg


http://myspace-939.vo.llnwd.net/01357/93/95/1357695939_l.jpg


http://a980.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/114/l_59777a42ed33afe7a023371b94c538bb.jpg


http://a259.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_3d151777da5d82bfca95b252e942ceca.jpg


Okay making these threads are tough.
Enjoy.

[Nova]

She's quite a gal!

[D3adcell]

I wouldn't consider that eye candy for even a blind man.

[masteratt]

Then get the fuck out, what kind mod attitude is that.
That's not even a constructive post.
In any other forum that would be marked spam.

Oh wait sorry "lol dude high five!"

[Media]

Forgive him. People like Deadcell prefer these:

http://gcaa.collegiategolf.com/upload_images/gcaa/2004_match_play/hooters.jpg

[GTAce]

Ready to Uff is one fucking awesome song!!!!

Oh and yes she looks cute (very tbh).

[masteratt]

I just like looking at her....
Many enjoy her music though I guess.

I would have preferred her as an actress, that would have worked great.

[GTAce]

Me and feadz on a mission,
And were starving to fly
Its little uffie of course,
Bout to get buck wild
On this beat that you hear,
Its the girl that you fear
And if you dont enjoy this shit,
You can get outta hear

But yo one day you will see me,
Breaking out in miami
Doin x rated shows,
From houston to st louis
Yo im that damn crazy brat,
And i dont give a fuck
I got my man, my sound, my glass,
And im ready to fuck

Iiii iiiii i i i im ready to fuck,
Im ready ready im ready to
Fuck fuck fuck fuck,
Im ready ready im ready to fuck fuck fuck
Fuck, uffie uffie uffie uffie uffie of course, iiiii
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim uffie of course, im uffie of course

No i dont belong here,
And im free as a cop
Cause my parents aint near,
Im unable to stop
Yo not owned by one nation,
Im the child of the world
See i got frustrations,
They about to be heard
See a trick that looks shiny,
And all the guys getting horney
But all this shit is so corney,
Bitch aint got nothin on me
Yea i used to be like that,
But i upgraded my scale
All these girls are so whack,
Now its first class i hail
First class first class firstclass i hail, miami i hail i hail i
Hail miami
I i i i i i i i hail first class i hail

The people are looking and the heads are turning
But what you see in the morning,
Is that you coochie is burning
Yea you a pathetic whore,
Who always wanted more
But when he walks through the door,
Your knees drop to the floor
Now hoes got dreams as well,
Tryin to make a pimo proud
Its a fantasy to sell,
When your heads with the clouds
These ladies are pro actors,
Got men thinkin they above
But inside adding up factors,
Thats why they get no love
Tryin tryin tryin tryin to make a pimp proud,
Now hoes got
Dreams as well trying to make a pimp proud,
Trying tryin tryin
Tryin to make a pimp proud,
Hoes make a pimp make a pimp hoes
Make a pimp proud
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Video sucks but the song is so freaking awesome, BWAH!
Oh and i dont know if the lyrics are 100% perfect, but it was the first hit from google...

[Gummy]

she definitely looks like that druggy girl.

still nice to look at though.

nice song.

[D3adcell]

Then get the fuck out, what kind mod attitude is that.
That's not even a constructive post.
In any other forum that would be marked spam.

Oh wait sorry "lol dude high five!"

Should I have just said "She's ugly"? Would that have been a better response?

Forgive him. People like Deadcell prefer these:

http://gcaa.collegiategolf.com/upload_images/gcaa/2004_match_play/hooters.jpg

No, I just don't prefer the pale cracked out look she has going on in several of those pictures.

Why is it that in every other thread it's okay for you and others to go around saying things like "I would hit it.... with an axe" or whatever but I say I don't find that girl attractive at all and you jump all over me saying its spam etc and report the post?

[Gummy]

http://www.americanwomenpresidents.org/imageNJJM10101190227.jpg

[Viper]

Cute in only a couple of the pics. The rest make it look like she and Anna Nicole Smith had the same doctor.

[seahorse]

i like her. i want to take drugs with her.

[Nova]

She's the kind of girl you make YouTube videos to show off to.

[auctiondivas]

She obviously likes to party and get a little nakked. You can't ask for a whole lot more than that!

[GTAce]

http://www.myspace.com/uffie

Because it still wasnt posted...

[Media]

http://a193.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/l_7f06e8fe9fa4050bca31b3639edd7410.jpg
http://a193.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/l_7f06e8fe9fa4050bca31b3639edd7410.jpg
http://a630.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_bb9607f99b21824e6f31bfde81b08135.jpg

[Viper]

^Could be Lindsey Lohan's twin from 3 years ago.

[Nova]

Her vagina has already been claimed by this guy. (http://www.tigertrax.co.uk/RogerSeventyTwo_photo_low.jpg) [/ruin]

[Gummy]

two vaginas? that's cool man

[Omega Blue]

She looks like a hot crack whore, thats the only way i can describe it.

[err_ok]

She's probably alright in person, if you can find time when she's not cracked up..

.. oh and the song is a piece of shit.. just thought i'd clear that up..

[r33hash]

Ya... if you like the strung out look.

[Viper]

You're supposed to look like that AFTER you leave the party, not before you get there.

[nemesis121]

Amy whinewhore part 2.

[Gummy]

If uffie OD'd, I'd rape her body

[LaLiLuLeLo]

D:
That's just tasteless.

[Gummy]

isn't that what people normally do?
no?
=[

[Hisham]

She isn't that appealing.

The drug addict thing is a complete turn off.

[dork]

i like her. i want to take drugs with her.

[masonite]

sounds like a cross between robyn and peaches in terms of her voice, sounds like 100% peaches in terms of lyrics and attitude. Nothing really original though to be honest.

Oh, and she looks okay in some pics (mainly the ones with production value, make up, lighting, make up, nice clothes and make up), but in others she looks like she should be poking baby mice with amy winehouse and pete doherty.

[Gummy]

I still like Kate Perry best.

[Nova]

Oh, and she looks okay in some pics (mainly the ones with production value, make up, lighting, make up, nice clothes and make up), but in others she looks like she should be poking baby mice with amy winehouse and pete doherty.

You bring me ample lulz. I am grateful.

I think it's safe to say we've come to the conclusion that Uffie is an ugly crack whore.

[Smokey]

who is she?