What make you really angry? (like real teed off)

[Shotgun Plasma]

Today is the worse day of my day.

First in the morning:sleepy: and I woke up seeing my wife dizzy and weak after being bitten by our cat because she grab the cat's back and it didn't like that and bite her....hard.:buldge: and she look like she was dying, freak out, I went to called 911. They said she fine but she need to clean that deep bite mark and ask me if the cat already had rabies shot and I said yes (thank god):stunned:

I feel like I am on war with the fuckin' cats:guns:

"Ticktock, Gunshot!"

Then my intenet connection got off bad, the DSL phone connection isn't working properly...:duh: Give me a fucking break! I walked to centurytel to tell them about the problem and they came and fix the transformer because freezing line (never heard of that expression before:err:)

Now it fixed as you noticed....then came

BANG-BANG on the stair! My wife fell and hit her ass (she can't land on her arm or hand cause of bitten cat's bite.) she was screaming in pain and crying and I told her what the fuck happen?! She said, it so dark to see anything in the staircase, one of the cats run underneath her feet and she slip......

..:shifty:...something weird going on....:shifty:


She fine....at least for her.

Because one of my cat just bitten my headphone that was very critical and importance because I am a cartoonist, I need music to draw, music move me to draw, tempo music cause me to draw action, romantic music cause me to draw sexy or love, sad music cause me to draw something about sad, and now this fuckin' cats broken my headphone.


:rant::rant::rant:WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENIN' TO ME AND MY WIFE!!

It look like our cats is out to get us or some serious bad luck

[D3adcell]

Sounds like you just need to get rid of the cat.

[Shotgun Plasma]

Sounds like you just need to get rid of the cat.

well blame my human condition, I still love them.


Now that is fuckin' sad......oh well...:whogives:

[Lucent Beam]

Sounds like it should be dinner time!
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/nikkilajolla/georgeWeatscat.jpg

[Shotgun Plasma]

Sounds like it should be dinner time!
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/nikkilajolla/georgeWeatscat.jpg

lol...I knew something wrong with the picture, george bush wasn't human..they got the picture wrong!

[Garfunkel]

What makes me angry?

1/ Selfishness.
2/ Ignorance.
3/ An inability to grasp simple concepts.
4/ People who do really dumb things to make themselves look cool.
5/ Religious fanatics (as in; "my fictional god is better than YOUR fictional god!" and "atheists are EVIL!").
6/ myspace.
7/ facebook.
8/ (most) children, mainly the bratty kind.
9/ Incompetent governments.
10/ Java.
11/ An inability to comply with standards. Like how ipods and some other devices don't use the proper mini-USB connector but use their own cheap crap.
12/ People who can't give credit where credit is due, or give too much.
13/ Loud ads on commercial television and radio stations.
14/ Telstra.
15/ Cats that don't STFU.
16/ Commercial current affairs TV programs.
17/ Trains.
18/ People who don't understand what 'socialism' and 'communism' are and don't realize they are utterly different things.
19/ The letter Z.
20/ Dirty restaurants and kitchens.
21/ snakes. I hate snakes.
22/ Annoying accents or voices.
23/ One-issue political groups, or ones with religious objectives.
24/ Hillbillies.
25/ People who are not prepared to take risks.
26/ Crappy music (as in, almost all mainstream music these days).
27/ Trash/celebrity mags.
28/ People who don't do things for the long-term.
29/ Complacency.
30/ People who make dumb decisions and than ask for handouts from government.
31/ Knowing that my tax money is going to fund assholes who enjoy nothing more than being assholes.
32/ Shallots.
33/ TV soaps.
34/ movie remakes.
35/ Whiners.
36/ Holy wars.
37/ war for the sake of war.
38/ People who buy big cars or SUVs without any intention of filling them or taking them offroad.


I can go on, does anyone want me to continue?

[SuperLuigiBros]

People that think they're hardly done by and keep acting as though they are allowed to get away with shit because they feel sorry for themselves.

[Shotgun Plasma]

People that think they're hardly done by and keep acting as though they are allowed to get away with shit because they feel sorry for themselves.

Do you?

[Garfunkel]

People that think they're hardly done by and keep acting as though they are allowed to get away with shit because they feel sorry for themselves.

Agreed, like the "why me?" people.

[jaxmkii]

Sounds like you just need to get rid of the cat.

im with him...

my wife has a cat... its retarted (compleat with 13 toes) and it throws up everything you feed it yet still manages to look like a blob with leggs... it stinks like shit because in addition to puking constantly hes got a neverending case of disintary and shits all over his own ass thats its to fat to clean its self ( it cleans its self buy sitting ontop of my pillows)

as if thats not enuff his latest tihng is to climb to high spots and puke from there... you know like sit ontop of the frige and barf off the side... you know for fun...

i had to replace the carpets in the house with tile because i ran the carpet shampooer so much i warped the floor.

im glad my Pug attacks this cat daily as it satifys my need to throw the cat in my volvos engine fan...

[VG Aficionado]

^Haha, wow.

10^Black cats?

[masteratt]

Agreed, like the "why me?" people.

AKA- Emos.

What really pisses me off?
Watching Arsenal and as corny as it sounds, injustice.

[Laughs]

1. Groups who want to be treated "equally" but request special treatment. That doesn't make a lick of sense and it annoys the shit out of me.

2. People who move around my personal belongings and then I'm wondering where the hell my shit is.

3. Selfish people.

4. Hypocrites.

5. Employment equity programs... Pisses me off, because a lot of the time the best candidate isn't hired... They hire someone else to meet equity requirements.

6. Religious people who push their beliefs on you.

7. Slow drivers.

8. Bullies... I swear to God, if I were a teacher and I saw a kid get bullied, I'd rip the bully's head off.

9. Zach Braff

10. Stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shotgun Plasma]

10. Stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you got mad at yourself everyday? Where your curifix whip, big boy?

[OmniCloud]

i hate people who follow the crowd and listen to popular opinions instead of finding out for themselves.

[Paz]

Every aspect of the news media.

Religion.

Immaturity running rampant through society.

Feeling ashamed of being thoughtful and considerate.

The writing on the wall.

[slowride]

Other drivers.

[Gummy]

Lost in space.

[Greg]

I hate school.

There is a lot of stuff that annoys me but school is the only thing I hate and I hate it with a never ending passion no matter how much I try to like it.

[Laughs]

So you got mad at yourself everyday? Where your curifix whip, big boy?

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[Garfunkel]

Every aspect of the news media.

Religion.

Immaturity running rampant through society.

Feeling ashamed of being thoughtful and considerate.

The writing on the wall.

Yep, yep. I wouldn't go as far as saying "I hate religion", but, well, I do. It's just many think you are crazy or something if you say it out loud.

But I have no problem with other people being religious, as long as they don't force their ideas on me. And if they do I will just laugh and secretly hate them for the rest of my life.

[The Dude]

Black people and sometimes faggots.

[Laughs]

Black people and sometimes faggots.

:spit:

[Shotgun Plasma]

Black people and sometimes faggots.

what wrong with black people? They are cooler than your average kool-aid drink.

[Paz]

Yep, yep. I wouldn't go as far as saying "I hate religion", but, well, I do. It's just many think you are crazy or something if you say it out loud.

But I have no problem with other people being religious, as long as they don't force their ideas on me. And if they do I will just laugh and secretly hate them for the rest of my life.

Religion is great, until people get involved.

I guess I should retract my previous statement, and put in its place, "I hate people."

And "people" refers to the collective thinking of individuals in a group, i.e., what can I do to make myself stand out and thus impress the group, or what would the group think.

[jaxmkii]

oh and humans... to many of em with nothing worthwhile to say or do.

[Nova]

You guys need to mellow out.

[Paz]

You need to tighten up. ;)

[Shotgun Plasma]

why so serious?

[LaLiLuLeLo]

People not disciplining and controlling their stupid ass kids in public.
People making stupid demands and getting attitudes like brats in public.
People who are in a hurry with no regard to the people around them.
People who don't appreciate their own worth.

[Fiend]

*drunk rant

[Garfunkel]

39/ Reality TV.
40/ Beauty/model shows.
41/ Shallowness.
42/ Guys who treat women like dirt, as in: "yo I totally banged her".
43/ KKKs
44/ Most mainstream news programs.
45/ Media programs that thinks 'news' is when a celebrity says something.
46/ People who get drunk just to be cool, or to 'get smashed' or for the fun of it.
47/ druggies
48/ non-sport TV stations that show an imbalanced amount of sport, like Channel 9 in Australia that could be described as 'the cricket channel'.
49/ Parents who don't know how to parent.
50/ Kids who don't know how to be kids.
51/ Immaturity.
52/ Sensationalism.
53/ people who use the terms 'irony' and 'surreal' and 'satire' in situations that are neither ironic or surreal or satirical.
54/ People who come to Australia to stay and don't bother learning English.
55/ Tossers. I fucking hate tossers. PUT YOUR FUCKING RUBBISH IN A FUCKING BIN, IT IS NOT HARD.
56/ Political correctness
57/ Nutritionists.
58/ Smelly cheese.
59/ Peanut butter, just the smell of it makes me feel sick. Though i am not allergic to anything.
60/ People who bite the hand that feeds.
61/ People who think that musical talent goes down to how complex or fast their guitar/drum work is.
62/ People who say "I am a safe driver".

More?

[Gummy]

Black people and sometimes faggots.

there are few black people i can tolerate.

Lali and my co-workers are cool, but there's some are straight up annoying.

[Garfunkel]

63/ .NET/VB
64/ monopolies
65/ The fact that I seem to have a near-photographic memory for insignificant and silly things yet a fairly average memory for important things that I would like to remember.
66/ Slutty radio ads in the morning that use sex to sell things. It's just really bad when kids are in the car, that includes ads about erectile dysfunction.
67/ People who are inconsiderate.
68/ Holocaust deniers.
69/ 'yes' men/people who blindly follow a leader.
70/ Internet quotas
71/ blind conformity
72/ People who park in spots meant for expectant mothers or the wheelchair bound.
73/ The fact that bad parents get government handouts.
74/ The fact that government funds private (non-government) schools.
75/ excessive gamblers
76/ Wanker drivers driving wanker cars

[Xer0]

Obama supporters
Hybrid drivers
SUV drivers
Crazy religious nut jobs
The homeless bums on the train ride to school
When people smell bad and/or have bad breath
Listening to radio rap
Texting someone and then not getting a response
Working at night and then coming it again the very next morning
Cutting your lip shaving

Ill have more later

[Gummy]

Cocky fucking chefs

[Harmony]

pigeons and emos do it for me and when your cd player keeps skippin through the songs on a cd you really wana listen to!

i could probably make a massive list but i'm tryin not to focus on the things i hate so much. gets to me in a bad way, i'm way too cynical!!

[Garfunkel]

77/ Gun obsessed people.
78/ DRM
79/ prawns
80/ People who fall for Nigerian email scams.
81/ Movie remakes
82/ Garbage trucks.
83/ World of Warcraft
84/ Computer networking.
85/ anti-piracy groups
86/ Patent trolls
87/ almost all Systems administrators
88/ The sensation of falling, no issue with heights though
89/ People who go on stupid 'detox' diets.
90/ People who complain they are overweight but don't bother doing exercise or to eat fruit and veg.
91/ ads that don't explain what the product is or why it's so good.

[Gummy]

Garf's list is makin me angry!
lol jk

[Garfunkel]

92/ hypocrites.
93/ phones
94/ that annoying default alarm clock sound
95/ bi-fold doors
96/ cricket
97/ golf
98/ People who say 'like' or 'yeah' or 'so' all the time.
99/ People who say 'yous'
100/ chick flicks
101/ movies that are really slow, or seem so action packed in ads but are really lame, where nothing happens.
102/ Holden Astras (they just seem so fucking common)
103/ Seagulls
104/ Creaky floor boards
105/ Squeaky doors
106/ Cold apple pie (warm is great)
107/ Warm custard
108/ mustard
109/ Temperatures above 25*C
110/ The imperial system of measurements
111/ Palindromes (I don't actually, I just needed a lol)
112/ vocal gymnastics (you know, where singers change the pitch of their voice all the fucking time, mainly with stupid pop songs by girls who think they can sing but can't).
113/ People who do this:


void function() {
statements;}


or:


void function() {
statements;
}

Instead of:

void funcs()
{
statements;
}

114/ Functional/relationship mathematics (like F composed of G)

[Garfunkel]

115/ Racial zoning
116/ Excessive immigration
117/ Rap/hip-hop
118/ girly pop music
119/ Country/western music
120/ Coloured fluorescent lights, they give me headaches.
121/ scientology/everyone who is involved in scientology

[SuperLuigiBros]

People that think they're hardly done by and keep acting as though they are allowed to get away with shit because they feel sorry for themselves.Do you?
Do I do what I said? Heck no. My brother is like that and it pisses me off every single day.

[OmniCloud]

there are few black people i can tolerate.

Lali and my co-workers are cool, but there's some are straight up annoying.er..I'm black;)

Btw--religion haters, I think it would be better to say I hate organized religion, or something along the lines. I honestly can't fathom a person hating what's written down in many Holy books, often times it's about being peaceful, kind to other individuals and displaying outstanding qualities of love.

But, if your post meant, the religious organizations or religions that can Kill in the name of God. Well, I don't hate them, but I can see your view and respect it.

LOL@ Garf hating time Cruise. "I can fly!"

[Gummy]

Hahaha, I forgot. =P

[Unspoken]

113/ People who do this:


void function() {
statements;}


or:


void function() {
statements;
}

Instead of:

void funcs()
{
statements;
}

Holy shit, the one semester of Java that I could stand, about half the time for the project was fixing this exact same thing that my teacher would shit out onto a keyboard and send to us to complete. UGH!

[Lucent Beam]

My mom makes me really angry because she's a c-nt.

[Laughs]

My mom makes me really angry because she's a c-nt.

I'm sure you don't really mean that.

[Garfunkel]

Holy shit, the one semester of Java that I could stand, about half the time for the project was fixing this exact same thing that my teacher would shit out onto a keyboard and send to us to complete. UGH!

The biggest problem there is Java. ;)

122/ The fact that mono compilers produce .exe extension binaries on a non-Windows system.
123/ TV guides that are wrong.
124/ TV shows that go overtime
125/ TV shows that go undertime.
126/ The fact that there is STILL no TV EPG guide in Australia
127/ Freeview (fucking marketing and nothing else)
128/ When people indent code with spaces and not tabs
129/ The fact that Windows machines determine endlines differently to every other system in the world.
130/ The fact that still, video conversion under Linux is a bitch (though it's not so bad now).
131/ The fact that virtualbox doesn't have an easy way of capturing a screenshot of the guest operating system
132/ The fact that virtualbox is so fucking crashy
133/ Stubbing my toes
134/ Ceiling fans (they always just seem to push hot air down)
135/ People who put massive sound systems and subwoofers in their cars and insist on driving late at night with it blasted up at full volume with their fucking shitty music. The funny thing is, they are going to end up deaf and will never know how terrible the crap sounds.
136/ Cigarette smoke.
137/ lame song covers
138/ Sydney's public transport system, especially the fact that only 1 train per hour come to take me home from uni every day.
139/ Shitty uni timetables
140/ Getting up early on nights I get a really good sleep on.
141/ Writing essays on topics I have no interest in.
142/ having to do uni subjects that have nothing to do with my degree
143/ People who whine because they think an exam was hard
144/ My bedside lamp
145/ Reading heavy hard-covers
146/ Taking things out of packaging and wondering how it was ever put in the packaging in the first place, this often happens with sleeping bag covers.
147/ People who are afraid of getting a little dirty.
148/ Dealing with dumb people
149/ public toilets
150/ The new 'screaming' style of metal music (AKA noise)
151/ People who use the word 'hardcore'
152/ Tinny speakers
153/ Connectors with lots of stupid little pins.
154/ Stupid error messages on computers, like; "an error occured".
155/ Blocked noses when trying to sleep

[Paz]

Many things tee you off, Garf. What makes you happy?

Besides me ;)














































;)

[Garfunkel]

156/ Paz.
157/ Slow drivers
158/ People who don't fucking use their fucking blinkers
159/ Exercise machine ads
160/ Infomercials, like the ones that go "but wait, theres more!"
161/ That fact that electronics seem to break a lot for me even though I always take very good care of everything I own.
162/ The fact that interest rates are dropping.
163/ People who drive cars with only one working break light/head light/blinker etc.
164/ Cyclists who don't stay in their fucking lane
165/ People who dawdle across the road.
166/ Stupid kids and old people in shopping centers, especially in supermarkets, GET YOUR FUCKING TROLLEY OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY OR I WILL SMASH MINE INTO YOU.
167/ Companies that 'recommend' things just because they were paid to say it.
168/ People who just don't get a hint.
169/ People who take offense to such stupid simple little things.
170/ People who do things when they are drunk, like steal metal letter boxes and try to set them on fire.
171/ People who pressure me to drink.
172/ People who don't have any form of respect for people of authority, like people who call police officers 'pigs'.
173/ Cheesy flashbacks in TV shows

[Paz]

Zomfg!

;)

[Garfunkel]

174/ Censorship
175/ Religious political parties (here in Aus there is one called family first, thank god nobody except far right-wingers)
176/ People who oppose going 'green' because it will hurt the economy, I fucking hate those people.
177/ People who even care about global warming or whether it exists or not. My viewpoint is that we should improve our environment simply because it will be nicer to live in. So much time/money is wasted debating this stupid concept.

[Paz]

I hate people who are "green" because it's trendy.

I also hate the term "green", and any clog-wearing, flute-playing hippy who uses it.

[Garfunkel]

178/ I too hate the word 'green'
179/ When head/earphones are louder in one piece than the other.
180/ christmas
181/ buying presents for people (because i never know what to buy)
182/ Roads that have >1 colour of tarmac.

[Kiwi]

1. Everything

[Paz]

er..I'm black;)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a69/dforce-fx/hesblack.jpg

Just kidding ;)

[masteratt]

^ =-o lol

- Also; Apple and everything it stands for.
And Steve Jobs being ill...I can't help but feel a bit bad for him and I don't want to.

- Torrent files having triple the amount of Peers as to Seeds.

PS: Garf's list is pwnage.

[Garfunkel]

183/ Telemarketers
184/ People who call about insurance/home loans etc during business hours. Those companies are FUCKING DUMB.
185/ Automated electronic phone calls from politicians.
186/ Charity organisations that call or knock on the door (not because i hate them but because they make me feel bad and stingy)
187/ People/families who live in public housing and act like assholes.
188/ Governments that don't kick people/families out of public housing who act like assholes
189/ Attention seekers
190/ Spending money
191/ People who walk around bare-foot on the street.
192/ People who have an obsession for a company, like 'fanboys'.
193/ People who upload compressed files (like mp3s) to bittorrent sites as archive formats (.rar/.zip) and think that the file size will be smaller.
194/ People who upload massive archive files instead of folders to bittorrent sites when it would be convenient to have the ability to download only some of the files contained.

[Dark_Cloud]

Wow, you sound like loads of fun...

[Garfunkel]

195/ Stupendously small font when there is lots of space for large font that humans can actually read.
196/ Xenophobes
197/ People who think 'New Zealand' is a third world country, (yes, I've met a few who think that).
198/ People who think they can drive fast because they are 'safe drivers', Peter Brock died from speed and I think he was more skilled than virtually anyone else on this planet.
199/ Fascists and communists and autocrats
200/ The concept of a 'royal family' and 'royalty'
201/ nascar
202/ The Russian dickhead who patented the : - ) ascii emoticon (without the spaces)

[Mary]

When my good friends hit on me.

[r33hash]

I hate it when a girl tries to force me to stay in bed and cuddle when I'm obviously ready to get up and leave. They just lay on you or hold your arm around them or give you the poutty lip. I wanna be like "look woman, this isn't how this works! You can't develop feelings over one night."

haha. But Seriously.

[goku2057]

When I blow it all over a dudes face, and he wipes it off instead of eating it.

[Shotgun Plasma]

When I blow it all over a dudes face, and he wipes it off instead of eating it.

You are one step closer to my ban button....



...oh yeah, I don't have one.

[JasonXe]

Salt.

AQggo3AfP30

[OmniCloud]

When I blow it all over a dudes face, and he wipes it off instead of eating it.I can usually ignore stuff like this but why?

That's just disgusting...and what was the point?

awww..man...that just some nasty junk right there son...

[Shotgun Plasma]

I can usually ignore stuff like this but why?

That's just disgusting...and what was the point?

Because this place is crawling with gay jokes.....I am sick of it.

[Garfunkel]

Ewwwwwww.

[Gummy]

I hate it when a girl tries to force me to stay in bed and cuddle when I'm obviously ready to get up and leave. They just lay on you or hold your arm around them or give you the poutty lip. I wanna be like "look woman, this isn't how this works! You can't develop feelings over one night."

haha. But Seriously.

lmao.... the ending got me crackin up.

[Paz]

Can we have a limit on embedded videos?

Like, somewhere near absolute zero?

[Laughs]

Can we have a limit on embedded videos?

Like, somewhere near absolute zero?

http://blog.voipsupply.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tom-cruise-gives-thumbs-up.jpg

[Gummy]

*thread*
http://blog.kir.com/archives/images/tom-cruise-acting%20crazy.jpg
*thread*

[Shotgun Plasma]

I am begining to wonder if Paz is Tom cruise......if he is, he probadly laughing at us right now.

[Garfunkel]

203/ Bubblegum pop
204/ People who say "sweet as"
205/ Newspapers
206/ Spelling/grammar mistakes in manuals/official documents/things that really should be proofread.
207/ whiney punk music
208/ ants
209/ The markup on games in Australia
210/ People who are famous for being famous

[JasonXe]

203/ Bubblegum pop
204/ People who say "sweet as"
205/ Newspapers
206/ Spelling/grammar mistakes in manuals/official documents/things that really should be proofread.
207/ whiney punk music
208/ ants
209/ The markup on games in Australia
210/ People who are famous for being famous

omg yes. I possibly hate that more than salt. Also dumbass shows like The Hills or The Insider. FU MTV!! I also forgot to mention poorly dubbed animes/games.

[XboxEvolved]

I hate it when a dude wipes it off his face to....

I'm glad I'm not the only one damn.

[Mary]

When my boss schedules a mandatory meeting during my sleep time

[goku2057]

I hate it when a dude wipes it off his face to....

I'm glad I'm not the only one damn.

For reals. I was like, I spent all day working that up, and you're just going to waste it? If I had a nickel for evertime I pulled the rag out of the hamper and ate it my damn self.

Well, I'd have quite a few nickels.

And more muscle mass form all that delicious protein!

[Travis]

When I blow it all over a dudes face, and he wipes it off instead of eating it.

I laughed.

Someone should make a TV show called "That's So goku2057!" where you just bust on dude's faces and shit yourself and every time it happens the other person goes "oh, that's so goku2057!"

[XboxEvolved]

I like it, Im going to option it

[THE HAWK!!]

the thing that really get's me mad is the complete ignorance and impatience of the human race. This mostly comes from being in the hospitality industry. People think they're in a McDonald's when their in a four star restaurant.

I say everyone needs to just smoke a cigarette and unwad their panties. The world would be so much better.

[Garfunkel]

The world will be better if everyone smokes a cigarette?

No thank you.

[Paz]

The world will be better if everyone smokes a cigarette?

No thank you.

Everyone except, you Garf.

You should be smoking from a corn cob pipe.

[Garfunkel]

Christ, at uni it's virtually impossible to breathe at times, if everyone smoked I would have to invent my own sort of de-tar'omatic.

[Gummy]

Fuck cigs.
Smoke bud.

[Garfunkel]

211/ High school musical
212/ Stupid kiddy-princess-pony movies.
213/ boy bands
214/ Avacardo
215/ Social conservatism

[Maximus]

Whining, complaining, and blatantly insecure people actually enrage me.

I don't know what it is - it's as if I don't even see people with these traits as even being people. I see them as a waste of flesh or something...probably because they are.

[Paz]

Fuck cigs.
Smoke bud.

:stupid:

[Shotgun Plasma]

yah, my topic beat out all other!

[Mary]

Having half my hours taken from me because my boss didn't want to be unfair so some girl who was whining.

[Laughs]

Having half my hours taken from me because my boss didn't want to be unfair so some girl who was whining.

And sleeping with him or her.

[Paz]

And sleeping with him or her.

Solution to this problem?

Sleep with them both.

[Laughs]

~ My car and all the money I have to spend on constantly fixing it.
~ Friends who drive around with me in the car, but never offer to give gas money :)
~ Guys who think they're "bad boy's"... Give me a friggin break
~ People who lack loyalty
~ Plinko

[Soda Jones]

People who believe they are entitled to anything more than opportunity.

[Smokey]

People that think they're hardly done by and keep acting as though they are allowed to get away with shit because they feel sorry for themselves.

like farmers.. whinge for releif money while driving around in $50,000+ cruisers & flying around their farms in helicopters and then seeing their women dressed up in diamonds galore.. fuck em i reckon

[Fargoth]

People who believe they are entitled to anything more than opportunity.

You should be a communist. Jk.

(For those who don't know yes I am Chinese)

[Laughs]

Fargoth brings my piss to a boil.

[Gummy]

then you can drink it.

[Fargoth]

then you can drink it.

No its MINE.

[frosty]

ignorance.

[Garfunkel]

216/ 'bad boys'
217/ people who say "y'all"
218/ When ice-making machines break. Without one right now, life is unbearable.

[Mary]

217/ people who say "y'all"


:( Does that mean we can't be friends anymore?

[Gummy]

garf is still goin on about is pet peeves?

[Garfunkel]

219/ People who ask for help with their computer but don't tell you what is in their computer.
220/ The fact that communications ministers have no clue what they are doing
221/ People who only vote for one political party their entire life. (you don't get change by voting for the status quo)
222/ People who don't consider smaller less mainstream political parties a possible alternative
223/ Bogans.

[D3adcell]

1) elitists like garf

[Garfunkel]

I am like... the exact opposite of an elitist.

[D3adcell]

You have too many things that piss you off though.

[Mary]

I think Garf has succeeded in listing at least one trait of every single member as something that pisses him off.

[Xer0]

Having a craving for Pomegranete and then slaving away for like 15 minutes getting that mother fucker ready. Oh, that pisses me off but its oh so delicious

[ketch18]

what really made me angry is those back stabber people who is trying to wreck my reputation at work..grrrr! i also dot angry when i go home late at night, tired and hungry and theres nothing to eat!!:whip:

[curryking1]

Holy ***t. I know Garf doesn't make me angry haha. That list was fun as hell to read. Defo lol worthy haha.

I probably fell in more classifications that he listed... but I found one I'm in for sure.

#98: People who say like a lot

I say like a lot lol. Garf you should post that all on one page, it's frigging hilarious.

Paz also definitely contributed into making this thread lol worthy... although that was quite racist hahaha.

Hmmmm...

1) I hate exams which don't reflect the important aspects of the subject matter but instead opt to test students on obscure and relatively meaningless factoids that either account for extremely little of important concepts or account for part of no concept at all
2) I hate how my posts on E-mpire always say edit, and I edit a lot so this nuisance is amplified. As I save this edit which are my annoyances my post will be documented as edited.
3) I hate people who insist things are the way they say they are even though it's simply not that way (i.e. when people get facts completely wrong but continue to yell/get excited/become obnoxious about it being right)

***k I had such a good example of #3 but I just forgot it... ***k... it was a while ago but still... ***k... I even remember exactly where and when it was said... ***king crap. ***t! It was something about movies... or an actor/contributor to a movie... ***K!

4) I hate when I forget things I want to remember
5) I hate night class except when it's Astronomy class because then it's awesome
6) I hate professors who are forced to teach even though they should never have any business teaching ever
7) I hate TSN2 because I can't watch all my Raptors games with Rogers
8) I hate the inconsistency of the Raptors
9) I hate Bryan Colangelo because over 3 years he has made the Raptors worse when they were already bad and then he traded the classiest NBA player in JON away to Miami for Marion and our team is no better off, even though Marion is classy as well, I like both of them, but BC is a ***king **shole
10) I hate that CB4 will leave Toronto because Bryan Colangelo is such a ***king terrible GM, even if he is a good businessman, but even that is questionable
11) I hate Square-Enix for what they are doing to Final Fantasy through their self-indulgence
12) I hate that FF is now a parody and shadow of it's former self
13) I hate large cars which take up too much space on the road
14) I hate when people litter
15) I hate when people act disgusting/act completely unaware/aloof/inconsiderate in public places like on the subway and stuff
16) It's too dry in my room
17) It's too hot in my room, but if I open the window it's too cold
18) I hate people who speed/drive dangerously for no reason at all
19) I hate it when people try to act 'hard'
20) I hate it when people hate/complain about school/some program/anything that they have access to for free/don't have to join/is much better than they make it out to be or they do it simply so they can hate it along with others
21) I hate people who do things/act a certain way just so they can be accepted into a particular social group
22) I hate when people take advantage of their status and act like they can act poorly/inconsiderately to others if they are richer/more popular than others
23) I hate people who ditch people/ignore people in front of other people or ignore people in one group because a person doesn't fit into a particular group --> this actually happened over years to me in highschool with a long time friend, we are friends again but I'm still very pissed off about it
24) I hate when people complain about programs/services/institutions which actually serve them well individually, maybe they can make a case if the institution is doing something wrong to them
25) I hate emos/'why me' people
26) there are not enough hours in the day
27) Shaq is a loser
28) The Boston Celtics except for Paul Pierce
29) That Bynum got injured
30) people who are homophobic/cannot accept gay rights/don't understand marriage in legal terminology does not have to match the definition of marriage in any particular religion
31) people who say this is how it should be only because that is how it has been in the past
32) religious conflict
33) religious desires taking precedence over human rights
34) using religion/misusing religion to brainwash people into doing insane things like blowing themselves up
35) people who think they are really funny but they aren't
36) people who are only interested in their own satisfaction
37) people who act like they are the only person who exists in the world/act too confident too look cool/hard etc etc etc and do stupid ***t and abuse their surroundings/other people who have to endure being around them because of it
37) that people don't realise that money/how little tax you pay is less important to their happiness than personal contact/interaction with other people and people's health
38) things which are unreasonably hard to read because it's too wordy/too many words on one page/simply doesn't make very much sense as it is
39) people who use school loans for things other than school
40) people who cheat on tax returns to get OSAP grants and school loans for their children when they don't even need to in the first place and they can clearly pay for postsecondary school already
41) people who try to manipulate others
42) people who try to create drama when there is absolutely no need for drama
43) soap operas/almost all current American primetime shows which are all so overdramatic and over the top
44) new Simpsons episodes
45) American pop culture
46) new Family Guy episodes
47) that South Park is way better than Family Guy but Family Guy is watched more
48) parents who don't raise their kids properly and simply don't invest/pay attention to their kids and let them be exposed to completely unreasonable material at young ages
49) parents who lead their kids, especially girls, at ages as young as 7 to make them obsessed to always watch their appearance/weight etc
50) women in general who are so preoccupied with themselves and all think they are princesses
51) snobby kids/spoiled kids/kids at ages over 7 or 8 who literally never learn no matter what approach is taken
52) that my family and all family and people have to pay billions in healthcare because people don't understand all the disgusting stuff they eat/how fat they are getting/don't stop smoking cigarettes
53) that people smoke cigarettes over weed
54) the increase of guns and gang violence in Toronto
55) the absolute lack of role models in the more popular sports today/how little honourable athletes or other popular people are not being presented as much as all the cocky/emotionally deranged people are
56) that sports, especially team sports, in general values intelligence so little
57) all of those ***t magazines/TV which follow the most unreasonable ***t on celebrities
58) the people who watch those shows and think celebrities lives are worth watching/interesting
59) MTV
60) MTV Canada
61) MTV2
62) people getting things they clearly do not deserve
63) forgetting awesome dreams
64) not forgetting disturbing things
65) people who drink more than just recreationally
66) people who drink and drive
67) no-name cereals especially the no-name one that replaced my fruit loops one day
68) Michael Jackson
69) emo bands
70) that all popular music these days is either all about being gangster or being incredibly emotional/in love (where the ***k is all the music that is just happy and enjoyable at any time/age?)
71) RPG fans who think they are more of RPG fans by hating/criticizing FF VII unreasonably > as if to be 'underground' like when Edge rated Killzone 2 a 7/10
72) people not accepting that Killzone 2 or other games which are amazing are actually amazing games
73) people that can't accept that even if Killzone 2 or other games are amazing there still can be things wrong with them/things that can be improved/changed/done better
74) people hating on SCE and the PS3 even though in reality it's an unbelievable machine with more than it's share of spectacular games
75) people who say Halo 1 sucks/try to pick it apart for more than what makes it enjoyable just because they hate Xbox
76) that antialiasing does not work on Halo 1 PC
77) people who don't like Street Fighter
78) people who don't like Street Fighter IV
79) not enough people have watched Cowboy Bebop
80) there is too much poverty/disease/famine in the world and all the developed countries can annihilate it but the whole modern world is stuck in a ***thole even before the recession with stupid wars and only focused on itself
81) Afghani people are not more important than the people of Africa
82) we are not more important that the people of Afghanistan or Africa
83) people who say "what has science ever done for me?" (you are a ***king idiot if you have ever though this. Ever.)
84) people don't understand the fundamentals of what science does or how it works (that science is based on the observable world and only becomes theory/fact when it is consistent with observations and can actually make predictions about our observable world and science produces clear, measurable results e.g. science put a man on the moon, faith cannot do that)
85) that pseudo-science and hocus pocus is used to treat real diseases and people actually buy into ***t like making random incisions on their bodies to fix infinitely more complicated issues/diseases
86) that Richard Dawkins has to be the posterboy/knight in shining armour for science even though he is so horrendously annoying

Ok way too much I need a break lol.

[Garfunkel]

224/ Classes where lab tasks are due in the actual labs and not to be submitted from home.
225/ Night classes
226/ Early morning classes.
227/ I'm fairly competitive so I hate it when I am doing something and have nobody to compete against. This is not to show that I am better at something but because I firmly believe that I perform better when there is a benchmark to meet.
228/ Over cooked steak.
229/ Meat that is mooing.
230/ Radio talk show hosts.
231/ People who are really superstitious.
232/ People who believe about horoscopes.
233/ American pop culture
234/ Companies that lay off thousands of employees and then give the executives 300% pay rises.
235/ Companies that use the global recession as an excuse to shift offshore.
236/ Some free trade agreements that are not balanced (for example, defence utilities manufacturing agreements are fucking stupid and unbalanced, yet still some countries are dumb to sign up to them)
237/ The fact that I am really uncoordinated.
238/ Governments that bail out businesses that are hopelessly irrelevant, inefficient and refuse to change business practises, even more so when this money often goes to pay for golden handshakes.
239/ Excessive government privatisation.
240/ Privatisation that is done horridly wrong (Telstra for example)
241/ Government Protectionism.
242/ The fact that The Australian government feels content in giving assistance to manufacturers of clothing and such, who then inevitably move offshore, instead of encouraging high-tech manufacturing where we can do better than basically anyone.
243/ People who think government deficit is always a bad thing and have no clue how government expenditure should be done.
244/ Java and visual basic, I know I have already said this, but I fucking hate java and vb.
245/ When attendance is checked at lectures.
246/ Crapware that comes with most computer peripherals, people feel compelled to install all of it.
247/ People who have no idea how GUIs should be designed.
248/ People who don't comply with software development standards.
249/ people who use the ternary operator, ala:

c = (a>b) ? 25 : 45;

250/ EB games/game
251/ The markup on video games in Aus.
252/ Development frameworks and library overloads on Linux. Fucking hell, especially with audio with things like Pulseaudio and ALSA. START FROM SCRATCH YOU BLITHERING IDIOTS WITH ONE CONSISTENT ENGINE.
253/ People who can't admit when they are wrong.

[Kiwi]

You may as well have just said:

1/ Everything

[Garfunkel]

I don't hate everything. For example; I don't hate you, matt ;)

[Paz]

all work and no play make jack a dulll boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no ply make jack a dull boy all worka and n o play make jack a dull boy all woek and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jacka dull boy

[Garfunkel]

I fucking loved the Shining.

[curryking1]

252/ Development frameworks and library overloads on Linux. Fucking hell, especially with audio with things like Pulseaudio and ALSA. START FROM SCRATCH YOU BLITHERING IDIOTS WITH ONE CONSISTENT ENGINE.

YES YES YES YES YES!!!

87) That Garf's list is longer than mine even though I know mine could be longer if I put some time into it ;-]

[masteratt]

all work and no play make jack a dulll boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no ply make jack a dull boy all worka and n o play make jack a dull boy all woek and no play make jack a dull boy all work and no play make jacka dull boy

No beer and no TV make Homer something something....

[Garfunkel]

87) That Garf's list is longer than mine even though I know mine could be longer if I put some time into it ;-]

I challenge you to a duel!

[Paz]

67) Duels

[Garfunkel]

254/ When people ask dumb questions.
255/ People who are grudgy
256/ Java developers
257/ visual basic developers
258/ .NET developers
259/ nasty PHP urls
260/ facebook
261/ myspace
262/ uni lecturers that you can't understand
263/ Having to do garbage collection myself when writing programs
264/ flip-floppy politicians
265/ politicians that spam you with automated telephone messages, junk mail etc, but not the ones that actually take the time to get in touch with you personally. It's becoming a tradition for me to vote for the person who annoys me LEAST by spamming me the LEAST.
266/ Grown men that are pussies where pain is concerned.
267/ The pricks that do skids outside my house at night, the wankers.
268/ Shopping
269/ Spending money
270/ When you buy something and then the next day the price is reduced.

[Garfunkel]

OK, I got another one that fucking annoys me:

271/ UUIDs

They handle device/disk identifiers under Linux (so the OS can find where disks are), UUIDs are fucking pointless and dangerous and are fucking dumb. Why the FUCK don't they just use the regular /dev/sdx way of fucking doing things where things fucking WORK so I don't have to remember a cryptic hex number that looks like it's 100 characters long or something. They have a habit of just FUCKING RANDOMLY STOP WORKING FOR NO REASON and are sometimes IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX. I spent all day trying to repair one on my system (after windows fucked something up), Yet, I still failed. So now I'm using the 'old' way, the way that FUCKING WORKS because I would rather not be dropped at a FUCKING busybox shell thank you very much.

*straightens tie*

[Nocmurc]

i enjoys Garfunkel's post alot!!

but if i was you Garfunkel.. i wouldnt give a fuk. just be yourself and enjoy this wonderful life we have while we're still young.

[sam]

People who get in my way in the gym because they sit there and talk, or sit in the swimming pool, take up a lane, but - of course - don't swim.

CUNTS