Shay Laren - 56K Warning

[O.D.S]

http://i40.tinypic.com/11t0ayx.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/fvll68.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/v2shtu.jpg



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[Greg]

http://i44.tinypic.com/fvll68.jpg

:drool:

[Gummy]

hahahah i remember that bouncing pic.... omg.

:wank:


she has one hell of a fucking curve and boobies.

[masteratt]

She never fails to give me a boner.

So pretty and sexy AND cute :wank:

[sam]

Who still touts a 56k'er???

[Kiwi]

:wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank:

[Gummy]

Who still touts a 56k'er???

56,000 :wank:

he meant

[Shotgun Plasma]

who is she? a actress?

[Chris]

Here's a slightly longer version of the above posted GIF that I have, I love it.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn227/cthomas025/w9b6v6.gif

[Kiwi]

who is she? a actress?

Porn star, apparently.

[masteratt]

who is she? a actress?

Actress in special films, yes :wank:

[LaLiLuLeLo]

Ah, man, she can get it.

[Shotgun Plasma]

Porn star, apparently.

ah, I knew that at first

[OG_Monkey]

hahahah i remember that bouncing pic.... omg.



haha hell yeah, we all remember that pic. Finally have a name for her...not that it matters :shifty:

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x53/sharker524/purpledancesexy.gif

[HPK]

Porn star, apparently.

I think she's considered more of a "nude model" than a porn star.

[OG_Monkey]

unfortunately :cry2:

[Shotgun Plasma]

well I have to admit it, she is sexxy.....way too hot for me to handle.

[Gummy]

haha hell yeah, we all remember that pic. Finally have a name for her...not that it matters :shifty:

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x53/sharker524/purpledancesexy.gif

lmao that's bree olsen, the blond chick. :pinky::pinky:
wait how do i know her name?!

[Kiwi]

You know why.

[masteratt]

MOAR!!!
I'm not usually a fan of huge boobies but I like this one :wank:

http://img.creep.ru/cr/posts/99/1163324599_1161539562_shay_laren.jpg

http://www.shaylaren.co.uk/images/shay_laren3.jpg

http://www.meandisis.com/photos/shay_laren_march_image_2_big.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J4zq7wyXhcQ/SJpBXz-i3uI/AAAAAAAAAng/8BrtF8xtrKo/s400/Shay_Laren_Lingerie_08.jpg

[Kiwi]

Bewbs!! :wank:

[Gummy]

she is exquisite!

[OG_Monkey]

bouncy bouncy bouncy

[bobo_ess]

Would i ever

[Shotgun Plasma]

I check into wiki and it said that:

[edit] Biography
Laren was an army brat, growing up on military bases at which her step-father was stationed. She worked in a boutique prior to entering the adult film industry.[2]

Laren was divorced prior to the age of 20; she stated that she told her husband she was getting a divorce during his second tour of duty in Iraq after learning of his affair with a colleague.[2]








What a FUCKIN' IDIOT!!!!!! Why would he had affair when he have a perfect woman!! WHAT A FUCKIn' poppin' fuck homo man!

[Gummy]

I agree with you there.
He's probably gay.

[dork]

damn, she's fucking perfect.

[Shotgun Plasma]

I was wondering who he banged with? I bet she look uglier than Shay


I was love to ask him this question: "What the fuck wrong with your cock! Your ex-wife is perfect! Fuck wrong with you man!"

[slowride]

He would simply answer "I was fucked up, and pussy was available."

To which most of mankind would nod in understanding. However, he's still an idiot.

[masteratt]

MOAR!

http://www.huskerboard.com/mods/slacker/skin/SHAY_LAREN/Shay_Laren_01.jpg

http://www.nudeshaylaren.com/penthouse/laura-lee/shay-laren-14.jpg

Diff style:
http://www.w0rking.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/shay_laren_tee_jeans_big.jpg

http://shay-laren.us/images_template1/shay-about.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2062/1663590321_34f0a971e0_o.jpg

http://img.bustycats.com/bustycats/gals/010507a/t/shay-laren-twistys-1.jpg

EDITED by Viper:
Pic had nips. Was a bad pic of her anyway.

[Chris]

I was wondering who he banged with? I bet she look uglier than Shay


I was love to ask him this question: "What the fuck wrong with your cock! Your ex-wife is perfect! Fuck wrong with you man!"

:shrug:

Maybe said colleague is a dude.

[Gummy]

oooh nipples.

+rep to ratt

[Shotgun Plasma]

oh man, masteratt, did you cafefully not to post anything that might "exposed" we have some young member around here (I do mean young, I mean "young")

[masteratt]

^I have no idea what you just said but I apologise for the nipple-age peeps!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Shay_Laren.jpg

[Shotgun Plasma]

okay, did my eyes deceived me, am I seeing white cream on her leg? (I hope it not what any of you think it is.)

[Viper]

WTF is going on in that last pic?

[masteratt]

She is sitting down, having a drink, sheesh.

[OG_Monkey]

http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/ex_skeet3.jpg

[Xer0]

The pics dont do much for me, they are very "meh"

The GIFs on the other hand are pure win.

[dork]

MORE.

[Shotgun Plasma]

sure, without anything Viper might seen he didn't want allow.


I mean, Viper's teeth is longer and wet and very very very sexy, I might add.

[Paz]

Silicon, for the lose.

[Chris]

Silicon, for the lose.

Real, for the win.

[Paz]

I see nipple!

Also, Christopher, if you were implying that this woman's chesticles are not synthetic, I must respectfully disagree.

If you were, however, simply stating that there is nothing more pleasing on this planet than a firm, natural [female] breast, than sir, you are correct.

[HPK]

^Actually, I'm pretty sure those puppies are natural considering how uneven they look without the clothes covering them up.

[Paz]

If you really want to get into a debate about it, I'd love to get specific.

In the picture where she is laying down, with no top and the pink bottom (her areola is half-exposed), you can clearly see the natural fat under the nipple, followed by a sharp curve, which represents the chemical bag she paid for to make internet trolls drool.

[HPK]

Are you sure that curve you're talking about isn't because she's laying on her stomach, right? I highly doubt they're fake. I can't exactly post any pictures to help illustrate my point, but I do disagree with you.

Actually, let's not discuss this any further. It doesn't really matter and it's a bizarre subject to really get into.

[LaLiLuLeLo]

IT DON'T MATTER IF SHE PAID FOR IT.
End of discussion.

[Paz]

IT DON'T MATTER IF SHE PAID FOR IT.
End of discussion.

Yes, narcissism is irrelevant.

[Viper]

Um, Paz buddy, those are the real deal.

You've been looking at Tom Cruise too damn much.

[Greg]

I agree they are real.

[OG_Monkey]

how can there be any doubt? Do fakes jiggle like:

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn227/cthomas025/w9b6v6.gif

:drool:

[dork]

i just want to lay my head on them.

[LaLiLuLeLo]

I have a hard time believing they're fake, especially considering one is bigger than the other. And they don't hang like fake tits either.

[Chris]

I see nipple!

Also, Christopher, if you were implying that this woman's chesticles are not synthetic, I must respectfully disagree.

If you were, however, simply stating that there is nothing more pleasing on this planet than a firm, natural [female] breast, than sir, you are correct.

I would say both of the above, I do believe that they are real, and real is the way to go.

[O.D.S]

They are
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UZImdYAiry8/SREwERKIUEI/AAAAAAAAJ6Y/X15P4wkj0is/s400/real_logo.jpg

[OG_Monkey]

ok that was just lame rofl

[Kiwi]

It was indeed

http://lame.sourceforge.net/images/logo.gif

[Shotgun Plasma]

I have a hard time believing they're fake, especially considering one is bigger than the other. And they don't hang like fake tits either.

I don't see any bigger than thou on her tits.

[Gummy]

It was indeed

http://lame.sourceforge.net/images/logo.gif


http://www.talis.com/source/blog/http:/www.talis.com/source/blog/images/Stop.jpeg IT

[OG_Monkey]

You guys are http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/corn-4.jpgY

[bobo_ess]

maizey

[dork]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/Blaaaaaaaaaahh/GetImage05.gif

[bobo_ess]

lookalike she's dancing

[kjwx109]

More fuel:
http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/kjwx109/shack-4-1.jpg http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/kjwx109/babe002.jpg http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt113/kjwx109/5dff62ce8f5a47ca934bcdfd86f14890-1.jpg

[masteratt]

And more fire:
:wank:

[poeticalninja]

oh wow! nice