Why you SHOULDN'T vote for Dark_Cloud

[Dark_Cloud]

He is lazy
He is mean
He gets some kind of sadistic pleasure from watching things fall apart
He smokes WAY too much ganja
He pictures people naked and jerks off.
He dances naked in the middle of the night listening to Elton John.
He sleeps with dead hookers.
He has always sucked and will suck untill he dies.
He hates the fallowing things/people:


Authority
Babies
Black People
Mexicans
Canadians
Europeans of any sort
Russians
Arabs
Asians
Eskimos
Pregnant Women
Old People
Stupid People
Fat People
Anorexic People
Nerds
Poor People
Dirty People
People who are bad at sports
People who are bad with computers
People who don't watch TV enough
The Media
American Idol
Optimists
Peppy People
Democrats
Anyone who calls someone else a poser
People who lie all the time
People who never dress down in PE
Anyone who fails PE
Anyone who likes AFI
Hippies
Squares
People who have bad breath
People who's parents bought them a car
People who got jobs from their parentsa
People who drink more than 40 oz of soda a day
Blondes
People always ask you to take a mesage if the person they are calling for is not home
White people who wear FUBU
Guys who wear their shorts higher than their knees
Wide ruled paper
Epson Printers
Dell Computers
Pot Pies
Mac Computers
People who talk too loud
People who talk too quiet
Pople who can't sit still
Australians
Jews
People who talk on cellphones and drive
People who don't use turn signals
Telemarketers that totaly butcher my last name
Daytime TV
Court Shows
Skiers
Skaters
Mall Security
Nosy neighbors
smart-mouth little kids
Momma's boys
Hard chairs
Channel surfers
Radio Commericals
Mosquito bites
Spider bites
People who ask the teacher stupid questions
People who use too many smilies
Sapatula
Suzuki
Swifferman
ShyBoy
DLX
Kamikaze


He Likes the fallowing things/people:


Himself
Girls



Now do you see why you SHOULDN'T vote for Dark_CLoud?


I almost forgot to say one more thing, Skull Kid is the coolest person ever and everyone should praise him!

^ Hey, I actualy do agree with that!

[Beezlebub]

No. I love you and Spatula. Well I love spatty more.

But only cause he's jewish and it racist to not love jews. That and his hair is teh PWN!!!!

[Dark_Cloud]

Guys, feel free to add reasons why not to vote for Dark_Cloud.

[swifferman]

Sapatula


WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!????

Do you like Americans?

cuz if not, chcok that up there yah?

eh, im canadian
and im on the list

and i call people on the list a poser
thus, i am a three time offender
possibly more i havent reviewed the whole list

[GTATrumpet]

He pictures people naked and jerks off.
He dances naked in the middle of the night listening to Elton John.
He sleeps with dead hookers.

[Dark_Cloud]

Dude, I'm totaly gonna add all of those.

[Jesus]

How about.

He like Taco Bell

[Dark_Cloud]

Horrible man, just horrible....

BTW, Welcome back...I missed j00!

[alpha]

He makes people mad and sad. :(

[Serene Samus]

This is one wierd thread.

[Dark_Cloud]

You better not vote for me, bitch

[KamiKaZe]

You hate blondes but you like girls?


You hate me? :(

[Jesus]

Same to you DC.

[Silent Warrior]

dark_cloud has always sucked and will suck untill he dies.

VOTE FOR DOESY!!!

[Dark_Cloud]

You weren't complaing about it last night...

[Silent Warrior]

uhh, that wasnt me. me and shyboy switched places...

[r33hash]

So, that must be one of the things he enjoys....sucking.......hmmm........

[Dark_Cloud]

uhh, that wasnt me. me and shyboy switched places...

Haha, I would have known the difference...If you know what I mean. :rotate:

[Jesus]

Can I run? VOTE ME!!!!!!

[r33hash]

Yeah, you woulda had to search a lot more for SW's weiner. Oh, and thanks. *throws DC a quarter*

[Blaksmoke]

People who are bad with computers
Anyone who likes AFI
People who talk too quiet
Channel surfers

Damn. That's four things for me. Oh well, I can't vote anyhow.

[The Big Nerd]

Ah, but see, Dark Cloud, your "negative" traits areexactly what NintendoNow revolves around, eh?

"He is lazy
He is mean
He gets some kind of sadistic pleasure from watching things fall apart
He smokes WAY too much ganja
He pictures people naked and jerks off.
He dances naked in the middle of the night listening to Elton John.
He sleeps with dead hookers.
He has always sucked and will suck untill he dies."

... I'm tempted to vote now.

[KamiKaZe]

Sorry, Doesy, you came a little late..

[Jesus]

Let me run. And I'll make it worth your while...

*waves 5 cent coin*

[Dark_Cloud]

Yeah, you woulda had to search a lot more for SW's weiner. Oh, and thanks. *throws DC a quarter*
I did have to do a little bit of searching...

But at least I found his. :spiny:

[Dark_Cloud]

Ah, but see, Dark Cloud, your "negative" traits areexactly what NintendoNow revolves around, eh?

"He is lazy
He is mean
He gets some kind of sadistic pleasure from watching things fall apart
He smokes WAY too much ganja
He pictures people naked and jerks off.
He dances naked in the middle of the night listening to Elton John.
He sleeps with dead hookers.
He has always sucked and will suck untill he dies."

... I'm tempted to vote now.

You...Are the smartest person at nnow.

[Skull Kid]

I added something to your "list". :)

[Dark_Cloud]

You know me too well, skullkid.

[Spatula]

im glad you love me.

this sapatula character needs to die though.

[Skull Kid]

Fo' real. I mean, only a pot head would name himself "Spatula".

Haha j/k.

[Dark_Cloud]

this sapatula character needs to die though.

Don't worry, plans are already in the works to kill spa...I mean sapatula...

[Spatula]

:shifty eyes:

[swifferman]

LOL sapatula
you have the ppppowerbook

LOL!!!!

shower time
peace

[Dark_Cloud]

May I join?

[KamiKaZe]

^You may need protective goggles.

By that I mean you need to wrap duct tape around your face to avoid seeing him in teh nude!

[alpha]

^ What's the fun in that then/!

[Jesus]

I think you should use the good old fashion approach. An Atom Bomb.


That or a tranvestite.