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General Discussion Come inside and relax, take your mind off of videogames for a bit.

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Old 09-12-2004, 09:15 AM
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Lightbulb My Confession + a gift from me to Nnow!!

I hereby swear i'm going to tell the whole truth... and nothing but the truth.

This is brother Swell of the flocke of dicks speaking through his girlfriends account. I'm gonna go Bill Clinton on you guys now. I have multi-sinned and i need to be forgiven!

* I've had unpure thoughts about videogames
* I have said I was gay to make swiffieman look bad (but i'm not).
* I have used my new gif-animation skills in unpure ways:
* I have made for my avatar a flashing penis of an aroused male and was therefore banned.

I have tried and tried to get in contact with the lovely staff of this site to find out for how long. But no reply. I know i have been a bad boy but i simply cannot live without this community and as a token of my love, gratitude and redemption I bring to you a gift. This time I have tried to use my new found powers to please you and to earn back your trust again:




Do what you want with this smiley, throw it away if you like, make it the Official NintendoNow smiley if you please... it's yours to keep.

Though I hereby demand that if you really like it (or think it sucks but still appriciate the symbolic effort that you unban me at this instant.

OR if you cannot find forgivness in your heart for me that you ban me for eternity!!!

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Old 09-12-2004, 09:23 AM
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we can't forgive you....we don't even know you yet!
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Old 09-12-2004, 09:25 AM
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I may be able to forgive only if you post some more pics of your gf. Thanks
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Old 09-12-2004, 09:34 AM
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Old 09-12-2004, 09:50 AM
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Wow. Thats a deep confession.
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Old 09-12-2004, 09:53 AM
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Nice little emoticon there. :-P
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:41 AM
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Nice, nice, nice......but must have pics of gal to sampathize with ya.
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Old 09-12-2004, 12:40 PM
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This time I have tried to use my new found powers to please you and to earn back your trust again
If you re-phrase that sentance I would sleep easier.
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Old 09-12-2004, 04:57 PM
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That was deep ... :cry:
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Old 09-12-2004, 06:29 PM
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If you re-phrase that sentance I would sleep easier.
This time I have tried to use my new foundland horse to please you and to earn money form your behind.

(better?)
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Old 09-12-2004, 06:31 PM
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I forgive you...that was beautiful :cry:
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Old 09-12-2004, 06:42 PM
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We should definitely adopt that smiley.
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:48 PM
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We should definitely adopt that smiley.
Thanks Kliq!!

You guys requested pictures of my gf... here are some. Please keep in mind she's my girl though... (no unpure thoughts!)







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Old 09-13-2004, 01:59 AM
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My my you are beautiful woman [/shotgun plasma]
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:10 AM
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Isn't this not allowed? I mean he seems to have broken the Nnow rules everyway. Shouldn't you guys be perma-banning his ass to hell? [/whore on pms]





tee hee.
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:22 AM
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Isn't this not allowed? I mean he seems to have broken the Nnow rules everyway. Shouldn't you guys be perma-banning his ass to hell? [/whore on pms]





tee hee.
what are you talking about?
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:27 AM
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Hmmmhmmmmmm ....

Thats one hot chica.
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Old 09-13-2004, 03:34 AM
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My my you are beautiful woman [/shotgun plasma]

LOL..wordz!
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Old 09-13-2004, 03:41 AM
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weird..i've had 3 different girls send those pics saying it was them, and it's really some chick from germany or some shit.
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Old 09-13-2004, 03:51 AM
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weird..i've had 3 different girls send those pics saying it was them, and it's really some chick from germany or some shit.
Same here man. Those pictures are fake :D
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