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11-02-2004, 08:00 AM
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To the zoo!
Let me start off by saying the word zoo kicks ass. Just say it. Zoo. It's so fucking fun to say. Look at it as well. Zoo. It's so sexy. I mean... shit. ZOO!
Anyways, the whole purpose of this thread is to not have a purpose. I just wanted to talk about the Zoo. I just got this really sudden urge to go to the Zoo, then I realized it is 11:00 PM on a Monday night. What I figure is that I'm gonan get a bunch of my buddies and we are all gonna get drunk and go to the fucking zoo. I mean, come on. What better things are there to do while drunk than to go to a zoo? We can like, jump inside the penguin pen, or throw food to the lions and tigers and maybe run out into the huge elephant area. We would probably get kicked out pretty soon but.. what fun! So, anyways. Talk about zoos and shit. Wow. Zoo plural is a badass word. Zoos. Maybe you should call it Zooz only capitolize the last z so it is ZooZ. ZooZ kick ass. Whatever man. I'm totally fucking going to the Woodland Park zoo this week drunk with my friends and I'm going to fucking pet a gorilla. I swear, I will pet the gorilla. I will name him Magilla. Magilla the gorilla. Gorilla is another kickass word. GoriLLa. Wouldn't you say? It kicks ass. It kicks ass more than Lion, or Tiger, or Bear. Bear is just plain dumb for an animal name. Penguin is pretty fucking rad. It sounds foreign. Giraffe is cool if you are like 12. Hampster pisses me off. Such a gay name. Wallabee is a cool name, as is kangaroo and platypus. Man, Australians sure do know how to name their animals. Dog and cat is just so fucking plain and stupid. I'm going to start calling cats felines and dogs canines. Those are much better names. Prairie dogs are cool just cause... well, they just are. Panda bears kick fucking ass. I mean, they eat bamboo and look all cool and shit. Plus in 1080 Snowboarding on the N64 the pandabear kicked major ass, as does sexual harassment panda. Props for any animals that eat bamboo. Koala bears are fucking awesome too. I mean, shit... they have a fucking pouch in there. What would you do if you had a pouch? I would hide shit in it. Like guns and beer and shit. Man, I wish I was a marsupial. Plus Koala juice is really good. I love to see the polar bears dive into the water and you can see them swim around underneath the water through think plexiglass. That fuckin rocks. I think they should feed the polar bears penguins. Just like in the wild. That would fucking rock. I would pay good money to see that. Even though penguins kick ass. I need to open a zoo where all I do is pit animals up against eachother. Like a hungry lion against a mother giraffe protecting her newborn child. That fight would be so sweet. I think the fucking lion would win though. The lion would bite off one of the mother's legs and the giraffe would fall over and the lion would rip it's jugular vain out and drink the blood. Then if would eat the baby. Man, that would be awesome. I mean, who would win? A panda bear or a billy goat? Those billy goats can be pretty fucking mean. One time a billy goat rammed me in the balls. It hurt. I think the billy goat could win if it rammed the panda in the balls. I heard pandas have sensitive balls. That's just what I heard though. You never know. It would be kinda like that one show on the discovery channel. You know, the one where its like the Shark vs the Aligator. That show would have been cool had it not been so fucking gay. I mean.... they just made a bunch of CGI shit and showed who would win. That's not a way to determine who wins. I would actualy pit a shark against an aligator. It would fucking kick ass. Anyways, this thread sucks and I'm bored. Fuck you all, have a horrible night. I hope you die. -Love Jon aka Belgerartha (or whatever) aka WOW! I"M DRUNK! aka, well... I guess I'm not known as anything else. Fuck. Oh well. Fuck night bitches.
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11-02-2004, 08:59 AM
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Enjoying your crack, eh?
Also, the zoo really does kick ass, but there's no good ones around here. There's one zoo and aside from the awesome train that takes you around it, there's no other highlites to the trip. I think a panda would win. The pands could just go climb a tree and drop onto the billy goat, or he could pick up a bambo stalk and beat him down with it. Goats are awesome though, one of my friends has about 50 goats and they're awesome. G'night my homo.
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11-02-2004, 09:35 AM
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w00t, I can go to the Wild Animal park or San Diego zoo whenever I want.:roll:
Actually, last weekend, I took a tour of the Wild Animal Park Hospital. It was awesome.
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11-02-2004, 06:04 PM
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The Philadelphia Zoo is actually the first zoo ever built. It was our idea to take animals our their natural habitat and shove them in tiny crap filled cages with 12 other animals of the same species so small children could all stare and poke at them. Go Philadelphia!!!
Anyway, have fun Swaz... don't pet any animals larger than you are.
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11-02-2004, 06:09 PM
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I hate the zoo.
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11-02-2004, 06:13 PM
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11-03-2004, 07:11 AM
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Words to live by.
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11-03-2004, 10:17 PM
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This thread is great.
Zoo's fuckin' rock. If you get a chance go to the San Diego Zoo. Polar Bears and Penguins are cool, pandas are great too.
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11-03-2004, 10:33 PM
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Moose is a cool word.
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11-04-2004, 05:03 AM
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heh, kangaroo, wallabee? Phhttt. Stupid furry animals that total your front bumper.
Watching Bathurst 1000 - a 1000km V8 car race a few weekends back. The leader's car was all of a sudden shown with its front end smashed. So they looked through the replays and found what did it. Fucking kangaroo got scred and decided to cross the track. heh, they showed a view from in the car, nothing serius..then they showed it from up the road and you could see the kangaroo jump, hit the car, then immediatly get put into a mid air spin. Fun times. http://members.ii.net/~jedabe/dan/Kangaroo.avi billy goat vs panda. This would be good for some paper mache costumes and a camera.
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11-04-2004, 06:38 AM
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holy fuck sandman is my god
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