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11-07-2004, 05:06 AM
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Ultra Condense Your Favorite Games!
dont know what ultra condensed is? its a toned down, toned down version of a toned version.
book and movie examples are found http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/ there. ive made a ffvii ultra condensed version, make your own if you please. Cloud: I don't care for anyone but myself! Go die! *Lies.* Tifa: I've always loved you! CLOUD and TIFA, accompanied by a PARTY, run through PLACES and battle THINGS. Sephiroth: Rawr! Aeris: I can save the world! *Dies.* *DEEP THOUGHT PROVOKING PUPPET STORY.* Cloud: I will now go comatose! *Coma.* Aeris: I can save the world! *Holy.* *Endless space.*
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11-08-2004, 04:44 AM
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Ocarina of time
Link: OMG i TEH HAVE NO FAIRYI TEH LOOSER!!111 Duke Tree: Heres a fairy, now go save hyrule *dies* (link goes makes friends with big bearded rock people and gets engaged to a fish) Link: OMG im like, teh old3r!! Gannon: You like teh dead link! Link: Nooooo! *beats 6 temples* (goes to gannons floating tower of death) Link: die gannon! (stabs) GAnnon: Oh noes!!... (gannon comes back.. the dies again) Link and Zelda chat then she sends him back in time TEH END!@
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11-08-2004, 11:01 PM
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haha some of the ultra-condensed books on that link are really funny.
Don Quixote: Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing. Sancho Panza: No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless. Don Quixote: (falls down) THE END
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 Halo2 is a freakin' masterpiece, and anybody that tells you differently has bad taste, it's just that plain and simple ... If you play this game and find yourself disappointed I can't understand what you might have been expecting in the first place. Maybe you wanted the sky to open up and saturate you with angelic light while fireworks shot out of your Xbox, or maybe you wanted Jesus to sit down next to you for a quick game of co-op; either way, you're freaking nuts if you don't like this game. - Brennan Ieyoub Video Editor, IGN Insider
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11-09-2004, 12:36 AM
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I have fallen madly in love with the link you provided.
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Miyamoto Let's do some acid and then make a Zelda game. Gamer Yay!
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11-09-2004, 02:23 PM
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NNow
Brian: I think I'll start a new site. Brian starts new site. Members: Wow, this is a pretty cool place to be. Veterans leave. Members: t3h gheyy! Site is hacked. Members: t3h gheyer! Veterans return Members: YAY! Dork posts a picture of his shit. Alpha, Eman, Dork: Oh no3z!!1!!!! t23h madhou7yerse is goen d!!1!111!1!1 Majora returns for a minute. Mirai: OMG! Mirai orgasms. omega buys NNow. Members: Wow, I guess omega bought NNow Other Members: Sure did. n00bs: lolz Spatula makes Ultra condensed thread. Mirai: Wow, I think I'll ultra condense NNow's history.
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11-11-2004, 02:45 AM
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here's the condensed version of any turn-based RPG:
Unassuming Hero: Uh-oh, trouble beyond my wildest dreams! All is lost, so I might as well do what I can to help. Unassuming Hero's Friend's: Hey, let's go with him. The combination of our unique and random strengths shall surely be of help. [Lot's of pointless, random, annoying, time consuming battles with plot twists and side quests thrown in for kicks] Final Boss: Ha, fools! A mere band of mortals has come to defeat me? [Hero goes in to a suicidal battle only to reveal his true strength and by a one-in-a-million chance, defeats the boss] Everyone: Hooray! The End ------------------- Damn, I hate turn-based RPGs.
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12-02-2004, 03:23 AM
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ultra condensed version of my school day today
1st period teacher: OMGZ! teh CALculator Es teh NOt worKIN! me: lololollolol ur dumb and fat 2nd teacher: dude stop talking me: fuck you 3rd teacher: hola clase! me: damn **** stfu 4th teacher: LOLOLOL look at the noble gases! It means a king has farted! me: ur old so im ging to pretend to wack off while my friends are up doing oral presentations LOLOL 5th teacher: wb to PE lez DANCE! me: oh NOEZ 6th me: yum 7th me: yay we get to teh SEW! 8th me: yay lemme go home now bitch
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12-02-2004, 04:50 AM
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Halo 2:
See Chief, see cheif run, see cheif shoot, see things die. SSX3: go down, do a trick Duck Hunt: See duck, see duck die, see me miss...see dog laugh. see me wate bullets on a dog that can never die!
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12-02-2004, 06:38 AM
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Time Crisis
Aim gun shoot gun reload gun aim gun shoot gun Aim gun shoot gun reload gun aim gun shoot gun Aim gun shoot gun reload gun aim gun shoot gun Aim gun shoot gun reload gun aim gun shoot gun Aim gun shoot gun reload gun aim gun shoot gun Aim gun shoot gun reload gun aim gun shoot gun this thread is actually spam, btw.
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12-03-2004, 04:57 AM
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pilot wings.
some guy: wtf is going on? some other guy: who cares, lets fly around in crazy machines!
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12-03-2004, 06:11 AM
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Super Mario Bros
Mario: some princess is captured... LETS GO!! *runs jumps Runs jumps runs jumps*.... *is repeated 100x*. THE END!.
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