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12-07-2004, 03:09 AM
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My fun filled story(in form of colorful and ridolinishious fun, and bad grammer.)
ok. yea. Ok. It all started. The bell rings to go to first period. I am walking down the hall. i Stop in to meet my old teacher, Mrs. Patcyk. I say, "hi mrs. patcyk". She tells me to go, i need to get to class. so i leave. as i am walking down the hall I see something on the floor. "wow", i say to myself, what is that? I look down, and pick it up. "hey, its a small handy dandy notbook, that reads athletic 86 and is stribed blue and white. wow, this is my lucky day. mwuahahahaha....ha. As i continue down the hall to chorus, *beep*, uh oh, first period is beginning...AHH. I get in, and its the glass eye teacher ms. ollinger. Yay, i say. no singing today. After class is over, i walk to second period, oh no intro i say, yucky gay gay. Class took forever, but what a relief, *buzz* the bell rings....and i am hungry for beef. Third period starts, yay, Mrs. Kotyk, the hott teacher and we're making posters. We play the game, me and justin. Smell the cented markers, and guess the flavor. I win, with glee, joy, oh yipee. Uh oh, 3rd periods over, oh no. I go to reading, with Mr. Long, we watch the movie, of anne frank its long. Its over today, they get taken away, sucks to be her, so young in age. yay 5th period, wood shop with capone, we have interesting conversation heres how it goes.
Capone: now you must put somethign that will fit on your wood. For example, a car wouldent fit good. THe wood is square, not rectangular. So dont do a car, it will not fit. ME: unless its a compact. capone:... Class is over, yay, its lunch, STUFFED CRUST PIZZA, i say with a hunch. but no french fries, i am so sad. I should report them to my dad. lunch was fun, i got out my notebook. and decided the poor boy needed a name. I thought, CLINTS HINTS, that the first thing that came to my mind. so i drew a monkey, with the following design. A big ol' monkey, with furry hat, furry handamajig, and a knife too. A bunch of candy, oh no whats this? RIDOLIN? no wonder this monkeys a.....blis.....anyway, i write down celebrity jeopardy quotes such as suck it trebeck, therapists, and the pen is mightier.Look you can see!!  Beep lunch is over, oh no, im sad. Next is clavicko, he knew my dad. His class was so fun. we did a worsheet, oh boy, i got a perfect, yummy, i got candy. He makes fun of kids, its very funny, but not when he makes fun of me. Next is health class, yay, Miss...wenis....she even said vagina and penis. mr calipre got mad, said we werent there yet. I think he is afraid....he skipped that chapter, because little gay kids are scared of white splatter...yeah. i got candy for answering a question. you can die if your in a car accident, a cause of drunk driving. OH no, the bell rings, i was having so much fun. but now, the bitch, MISS FRY, number negative 2 billionty one. I walk in the room, she looks so stupid, with her afro like hair, and stupid fat ass. She says, get out yoru books and your journals too, i have my book, but not my journal. i ask to go get it, no she says. What a bitch. she needs to get laid. i get the part, of Miss. Fridge in the play. I only have 3 lines, how gay. yay school is over, i finaly come home, but wait, its my friend. matta(neon). He says, hey ben do you have your cellphone. No i say, but why? you should come over, he says with glee. So we walk up the hillside, and fall and hit my knee. slippy it was. all gooey and ewwie. I fell again, thats not funny. We get up and keep going on to his house, but oh no, the vo tech nerds, wipping us off. wip them back we do, and they are suprised, because we do it, with wide open eyes. we get to his house, and to our demise, his brother is home, with jack his friend. we wreslte and mingle and play around. uh oh, matts braces cut his lip. he washes it out. its all beter. we play some more, and more and more. we record it, watch. oh no its dark out. we shut out the lights, i cant see, lets run like crazy. attack eachother we do, and hit our heads. fall and scream and laugh and play. my mom comes to get me. i go home. piano lessons soon, but oh noes. i have to poop, so i go and do. but AHH, a spider, bigger than my poo. I see it crawling, so i hurry up and wipe. ALl done, wash my hands, brush my teeth, and go to piano. I learn a new song, very cool and catchy, then i get home, practice, its sexy. Now i am here, typing this long message. I know no one wants to read it but cmon. Who wouldent want to, someone gay thats who. Only t3h dork, alpha, and YOU!. So now the day is almost done, school starts again tommorow. But dont forget, its not over yet. there is stil one thing i havent done. PHotoshop is opened, and i am realy bored. so i make a monkey sig, for all to enjoy. Just look!  SO please read this all, its very exciting, the story of my life,every day, every night. :=)
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12-07-2004, 03:25 AM
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12-07-2004, 03:47 AM
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*wake up
*drive midget-van around *eat *go to bib lit *go to design class -see some really kick ass stuff *run mail in midget-van again. *install new ram -find out one of the chips is DOA  *eat *talk to friends, find out that L, dosen't have a date to x-mas banquet -might have to change that *get online -see one forum stained -and read Cspawns thread.
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12-07-2004, 06:53 AM
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hah, he has a midget bus^^^
hah!
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12-07-2004, 12:16 PM
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Did anyone notice that all rymed? Way to go.
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12-07-2004, 12:30 PM
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the monkey sig is awsome, but you shouldve used the monkeys from yoshis island
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12-07-2004, 02:12 PM
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12-07-2004, 05:43 PM
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Oh my god, how shit was that story.
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12-07-2004, 09:11 PM
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Ahhhh, the days of pre..err...elementary school.
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