OFFICIAL CONTEST

[SHOCK]

We at E-mpire strive to achieve the maximam member satisfaction. While we are aware that all members will never be totally content, we try to cater to our membership nonetheless.

HENCE..

E-mpire's OFFICIAL E3 BABE Caption Contest.

Posted below is one of our hundreds of photos of E3 babes...(which will will be posting them all for your viewing pleasure at a later date).

All you have to do is come up with a caption for the photo. Post the caption here and in two weeks we will decide the winner.

Prize- One bag of ELITE E3 Swag. We went to E3 with several missions to acomplish, one was to collect as much SWAG as possible and bring that swag back to give to the community. We know it has been a while since E3 and we haven't told many people about our little stash.....but the time is right. The items selected for this bag will be randomly drawn from our collection of E3 goodies and placed into the bag before it ships.

This bag will contain various Swag items collected at the one and only E3. The items vary from magazines to t-shirts, to game demo's and more.

Rules:

1. YOU MUST BE AN E-MPIRE MEMBER TO PARTICIPATE (membership is free so sign up now)

2. The submitted entries will be judged by our E-level staff. All other members and staff may participate. The judging will be impartial, being on staff will not give you any advantage in winning any E-mpire contest.

3. The final decision will be just that. Once the decision is final, its final, please refrain from argueing or flaming about what YOU think is the funniest caption.

4. LETS JUST HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. The winner will be the one to be deemed the funniest, wittiest, and most enjoyable.

5. Please do not use vulgar language, profanity, or any other reference to any illegal activity.


GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!!!!

[Broly]

"Yeah, that's right. I rule.



Oh! ...Hi honey. =O"

[Generosity of God]

"Like Michael Jackson said, 'If you're thinkin bout being my baby, it dont matter if your black or white.'"

[SuperLuigiBros]

Girl in black: "Look again, and I won't just stab it, I'll cut it off"

And if thats too vulgar:

These two babes were the second main attraction only to that guys "neck"

[SHOCK]

C'mon, all the E3 goodies to give away and only 3 entries thusfar?

[SuperLuigiBros]

When will it end?

[OnBake Platinum]

'Show me how far breast physics have come."

[bobo_ess]

" Alot of bit of column A... Alot of bit of coloumn B"

[O.D.S]

Lesson number one ladies, grab the top of the the handle really, really tightly.
For lesson number two, please acompany me behind these walls for practice...

[Coded-Dude]

"Got Game?"

[SHOCK]

with the relativly low participation, Im going to extend it out to 3 August. Next Week.

[Coded-Dude]

Glen Quagmire: "Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!"

[F089/H]

"She's grabbing the wrong shaft!"



or...


"Now,time for you to unsheath another sword!"

[Skull Kid]

"We're getting paid to smile and take pictures with all of these nerds at E3. At least we found one that doesn't look like a nerd."

[OnBake Platinum]

"Is this compatable with 4 players?"

[Alpha Rioja]

"I listen to both of my shoulder angels."

[F089/H]

Guy in corner:Damn I wish i was that 31337 H4CK3r!!!



SHOCK ITS OVER!!!!

[SHOCK]

OK, the contest is officially over, we will be judging the results and will announce the winner when we are done. Dont rush us please, be patient. The winner must be willing to provide me with thier full name and address for shipping purposes.

[Mach]

"Tina, would you like me to show you some more tricks? Please follow me backstage."

[SuperLuigiBros]

^too late. sorry Mach.