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07-25-2005, 12:48 AM
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So I'm at the movies with this chick (wait there's more)
So I was at the movies with this girl (not my GF) and she starts digging through her purse. She hands me a CD and says "hold this" and she keeps digging. She hands me her makeup and says "hold this" keeps digging. Anyway eventually she takes out a 7 inch vibrator and says "hold this" keeps digging. Anyway she than finds what she was looking for and puts everything back. What was i supposed to say?
I've known her for years she's the typical dumb blonde. Imagine Louanne Platter from King of the Hill and that's her. Anyway I didn't say anything aside from typical snickering. What would you have said? 
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07-25-2005, 03:46 AM
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Secretly don't give it back and use it on yourself when you get home.
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07-25-2005, 04:56 AM
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Take out your dick and say "hold this"
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07-25-2005, 05:16 AM
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lol, great reply there!
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07-25-2005, 07:55 AM
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probably smelt of ass
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07-25-2005, 08:00 AM
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this is why I keep a bottle of hand sanitizer everywhere I go...you never know what kind of filthy nastiness is left on your hands after you touch doorknobs, bathroom sinks, dildos, etc.
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07-25-2005, 08:05 AM
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07-25-2005, 11:10 AM
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Yea, to bad I'm all the way over here
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07-25-2005, 11:49 AM
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that;s nutz...what if an usher walked by???
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07-28-2005, 06:39 AM
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I woulda freaked out and said something like "er, pull my finger!" I then woulda made a farting noise to break the tension.
Jk.
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07-28-2005, 08:15 AM
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I would have just said, "Maybe me and you should get together tonite"
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07-28-2005, 05:14 PM
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"Can I watch next time you use this?"
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07-28-2005, 05:16 PM
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I would have said "set phasers to stun" and acting like I was shooting people with it, either that or I would have handed it to the next person on the isle and said pass it down.
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07-28-2005, 10:21 PM
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how'd you know
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07-28-2005, 11:55 PM
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i like the penis idea!!
i would have either made a remark about the size of her purse and make a remark thats its like a magicians hat... or more likely turn it on.. stand up and go "NO I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH YOU PLAY WITH YOURSELF IN THE MOVIE THEATRE...YOU MAKE ME SICK!!"
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