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Old 08-28-2003, 06:15 PM
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:20 PM
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Words could not describle the pain. Thanks god for jocks, but they can only do so much...
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:20 PM
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He picked a bad angle to come in at.




At least he got the block.
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:20 PM
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Is that seriously why you dont play..? you usualy wear cups.........and the chances of that happening are slim anyway..
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:23 PM
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OW!

Fuck, that must hurt like fuckin' hell!
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:41 PM
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Is that seriously why you dont play..? you usualy wear cups.........and the chances of that happening are slim anyway..
Well, no, I don't play because I suck at it.. :cry:


Viper, you are some kind of optimist. At least here.
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:47 PM
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I've been a punt returner, never a linebacker for punts though. But I had my share of accidental groin kicks. Cup or no cup, it still hurts.
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Old 08-28-2003, 07:46 PM
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..............owch.

Rugby kicks american footballs ass all over the pitch though. less rules, more mud, no pads, it just gets better
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Old 08-28-2003, 09:15 PM
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You try to make one clever thread title, and it bites you in the ass.
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Old 08-28-2003, 10:28 PM
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Vinnie Jones can beat that any day.
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Old 08-29-2003, 12:24 AM
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OMG damn that must hurt, OWWW that just hurts looking at it.
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Eh, soccer hurts more. I've been kicked in the balls twice, and it's not fun. I don't remember what happened after it happened, but people say I was cross-eyed. I was running up to the ball as it was rolling to a defender, and he was trying to clear it across the field. Well, he missed the ball and hit mine.
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I've heard of some guy who had just one ball. he had a normal life, but he was sad.
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Maybe because football is the lamest sport ever...
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I got kicked in the adams apple durring a game once. I thought I was gonna die because my vision was getting darker and darker. And if felt like there was something loose. But it turned out fine.
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I got kicked in the adams apple durring a game once. I thought I was gonna die because my vision was getting darker and darker. And if felt like there was something loose. But it turned out fine.
oh shit ! for a second I tought you were the mono-balled man !

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